Dirty Texts (serious thread please)

[Terpit]

Give me good things to say

[Forum]

What colour boxers are you wearing?

[wub]

Had fun down Chariots, we should do it again xx

[magma]

Bottom or Top?

[wub]

Be the postman to my letterbox


I'm a power bottom

[wub]

[magma]

I'm a power bottom

I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.

[wub]

I'm a power bottom

I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... r%20bottom

[Forum]

People are you down for this?
Can you feel the rhythm?
Something for you and me.

People say this ain't right,
I should find another place
where I can dance all night.
So I decided to find a world
the tune can play like this.

I'll always remember this niiiiight. ♫

[wub]

Did I say two fingers? Better make it three...

[magma]

I'm a power bottom

I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... r%20bottom

I think I'll click on that link after work.

[wub]

I'm a power bottom

I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... r%20bottom

I think I'll click on that link after work.

When you're alone and don't have to suppress any urges?

[magma]

I'm a power bottom

I heard that phrase the other week and was too embarrassed to ask what it meant.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... r%20bottom

I think I'll click on that link after work.

When you're alone and don't have to suppress any urges?

Relieving the tension in the work toilets just doesn't cut it these days.

[wub]

Relieving the tension in the work toilets just doesn't cut it these days.

Okay sweetie, have left it on your Facebook wall for when you've got some alone time xx

[magma]

Well, that at least makes the decision on whether to accept my girlfriend's Dad's friend request a bit easier. The Internet would be a minefield without you, Wub...

[wub]

No family. No workmates. Full privacy locks so you can't be viewed by anyone not on your friends list, and can't be tagged in posts/photos or have stuff posted on your wall without giving your approval first.


Surprised more people don't have that setup TBH.

[PinUp]

"Wanna come to the dick-e-mart and see the erection selection?"

With your location you're best off avoiding all mention of your pork sword/sausage

[wub]

"wanna come to the dick-e-mart and see the erection selection?"

Thank you, cum again.

[m8son666]

why anyone would have a family member on facebook i will never know, my m8 used to get tagged in photos with a joint in his hand most weeks and his mum would bollock him for every one lol.

[magma]

No family. No workmates.

Absolutely. The only family I have on there are my brothers and they're pretty fucking difficult to shock.

Workmates can fuck right off.

The GF's Dad is the first in a while that I've had to decline... what sort of bastard tries to add his daughter's boyfriend?