dicks on the street.

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:58 pm

i have had some serious head down with gypsy kids at the guetto when comin back from getting drugs. You can´t do anything really

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:54 pm

Ahh man, I get quite a lot of stick from strangers on the street. Regularly get called: Luke Friend/Wurzel Gummidge/Bob Marley.

About a month ago some teenage girl wearing an asbo tag asked me for a cigarette, I politely told her I didn't have any left. She replied with "well you can go and fuck yourself then, Stig of the Dump" and walked off while her mates all laughed at me.

Also I once had a mcdonalds milkshake thrown out of a car hit me in the chest while I was riding my moped, luckily it didn't knock me over but my jacket smelt like bananas for ages.

magma · Post by **magma** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:59 pm

I think I must have the unapproachable ice grill down pat because this never happens to me. A woman made me jump by asking for directions this morning, mind. I couldn't help.

skimpi · Post by **skimpi** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:04 pm

PinUp wrote:
About a month ago some teenage girl wearing an asbo tag asked me for a cigarette, I politely told her I didn't have any left. She replied with "well you can go and fuck yourself then, Stig of the Dump" and walked off while her mates all laughed at me.

People have tags that say they got an asbo?

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:15 pm

PinUp wrote:About a month ago some teenage girl wearing an asbo tag asked me for a cigarette, I politely told her I didn't have any left. She replied with "well you can go and fuck yourself then, Stig of the Dump" and walked off while her mates all laughed at me.

When I was in sixth form, these girls (probs about 12/13) were outside the shop, asked me to go in and get them some cigarettes, just said nah and they told me I was a long haired tnuc and a pussy and then asked again.

Needless to say that changed my mind and got the cigarettes for them...

Fucking jeb ends man.

PinUp · Post by **PinUp** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:23 pm

skimpi wrote:
PinUp wrote:
About a month ago some teenage girl wearing an asbo tag asked me for a cigarette, I politely told her I didn't have any left. She replied with "well you can go and fuck yourself then, Stig of the Dump" and walked off while her mates all laughed at me.

People have tags that say they got an asbo?

It's not actually called an asbo tag, it's one of those plastic ankle tags that lets a computer know if they aren't at home after a set curfew I think.

skimpi · Post by **skimpi** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:35 pm

ohhhh yeye

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Mon Jan 13, 2014 5:23 pm

PinUp wrote:Also I once had a mcdonalds milkshake thrown out of a car hit me in the chest while I was riding my moped, luckily it didn't knock me over but my jacket smelt like bananas for ages.

The old classic. Seen may a people at bustops get that one.

Terpit · Post by **Terpit** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:36 am

I would seriously assault someone if they threw milkshake on me

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 8:29 am

Terpit wrote:I would seriously assault someone if they threw milkshake on me

This lol, I'm a patient person, but fuck that.

SpectruMaddness · Post by **SpectruMaddness** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:07 am

When I was walking back home from a friends house last year...there was this guy (who I used to see often in the neighborhood) trying to impress girls across the street, it was night, so I thought he wanted to get laid or something. Anyways, I was on the path the guy was on (the girls was on the opposite footpath) and to get home I just had to walk straight. I wasn't expecting what happened next but see he walks towards me (as I'm walking forward) and puts his knee to my 'groin' hard. YEAAAAP this must be one way to show girls how strong you are

. but then without me knowing there was a police patrolling nearby who saw it. Took him to jail or wherever, I later on found he was put in bars for a week/month maybe not sure/can't remember for assaulting a law officer on the same night (must have been the officer that took him in front of me inside the patrol car). The sad part is I that I didn't get the chance to screw him in front of the girls, to show how 'manly' he his in a one-on-one fight. But whatever a month/week in bars was good enough for me

Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:17 am

SpectruMaddness wrote:he walks towards me (as I'm walking forward) and puts his knee to my 'groin' hard. YEAAAAP this must be one way to show girls how strong you are

1950's style, did he have slicked back hair, leather jacket and bluejeans?

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:48 am

DiegoSapiens wrote:i have had some serious head down with gypsy kids at the guetto

gypsys gave you head? lololol

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:56 am

well i made up that expression but i think you can understand the meaning, when a group of gypsy kids says me something i can just

and walk along

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:19 am

fuck em

SpectruMaddness · Post by **SpectruMaddness** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:47 pm

Pedro Sánchez wrote:
SpectruMaddness wrote:he walks towards me (as I'm walking forward) and puts his knee to my 'groin' hard. YEAAAAP this must be one way to show girls how strong you are
1950's style, did he have slicked back hair, leather jacket and bluejeans?

If someone was like what you described in front of me that day, I would have crossed to the other side and kept walking only FASTER

but the guy looked like this

at-least the guy in the pic you can see his pants unlike the over-sized shirt, baggy pants and the heavily perfumed 'showoff' of the current generation I laid eyes on that day

Shum · Post by **Shum** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:20 pm

SpectruMaddness wrote:The sad part is I that I didn't get the chance to screw him in front of the girls,

Shame really. They might have been into that sort of thing.

SpectruMaddness · Post by **SpectruMaddness** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 2:53 am

Shum wrote:
SpectruMaddness wrote:The sad part is I that I didn't get the chance to screw him in front of the girls,
Shame really. They might have been into that sort of thing.

I don't think so, thinking about it now - that would be barbaric won't it? fighting to show I'm the fittest, and only the fittest get to breed? (damn remote went a dead while changing channels, I was too lazy. Forced to watch animal planet the whole day

) my precious were wrecked anyways needed a day to checking if things were right

no further extending this topic

finji · Post by **finji** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:47 am

bennyfroobs wrote:
Sinestepper wrote:there was a guy screaming "ILL FUCK YOU UP YOU LITTLE WANKER" at one of those green metal boxes on the street (i think they are something to do with phone lines)
loool

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 6:59 am

Shum wrote:
SpectruMaddness wrote:The sad part is I that I didn't get the chance to screw him in front of the girls,
Shame really. They might have been into that sort of thing.

My thoughts exactly

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