the ultimate *5 panel techno* thread

[ezza]

If the day comes that I meet someone at a night who looks like one of disclosure in a five panel hat, air max and a NON t shirt I probably will tell them to fuck off out of the club though

u saw me at a night once

[ultraspatial]

i thought only artistic noise bros wore non tshirts?

[ezza]

whats a NON t shirt?

one with no brand? i only wear those

jamies the biggest noise hipster going anyway, just ignore him

[Harkat]

keysound is very hat orientated music, maybe do a bit of research into them

Keysound is unfashionable new era fitted cap

[DJoe]

tbf all my mates who listen to 130 keysound stuff are proper 5 panel hipsters. probably even more than the people i know who listen to 5 panel techno lol

[ezza]

techno hipsters arent even hipsters

they're just people with a perfect balance of style and music

[DJoe]

i dunno every time i see a berlin boileroom video there's just about 20 breddahs who look like richie hawtin and maybe 20 girls who look like richie hawtin all doing shit robotic dancing to some wierd bloke djing on some sort of analog machinery that looks like you need a degree to use

[wub]

Boiler Panel

[ezza]

BSc in Analogue Fondling

[Johnlenham]

i dunno every time i see a berlin boileroom video there's just about 20 breddahs who look like richie hawtin and maybe 20 girls who look like richie hawtin all doing shit robotic dancing to some wierd bloke djing on some sort of analog machinery that looks like you need a degree to use

[ultraspatial]

whats a NON t shirt?

one with no brand? i only wear those

jamies the biggest noise hipster going anyway, just ignore him

[Pedro Sánchez]

i dunno every time i see a berlin boileroom video there's just about 20 breddahs who look like richie hawtin and maybe 20 girls who look like richie hawtin all doing shit robotic dancing to some wierd bloke djing on some sort of analog machinery that looks like you need a degree to use

or girls just shuffling while staring into iphones, looking like they are waiting for a taxi to turn up.

[wolf89]

If the day comes that I meet someone at a night who looks like one of disclosure in a five panel hat, air max and a NON t shirt I probably will tell them to fuck off out of the club though

Lovely

It's not as some elitist type thing or anything. It's literally just because it would be so fucking stupid. It was more a joke on the sudden enjoyment some people seem to have for industrial and noise

wait wut.
So lets ignore the fact that seemingly everyone on this forum seems to wear newbalance and airmaxes
you are saying because people have started to enjoy a certain sound, it makes them lesser's for not being their first?

Surely its the people that ride the line that are "worse", people that pretend to be "tru heads" after they have spent 2 months lurking a techno fourm, regurgitating opinions on surgeon and obscure german techno artists.
Suddenly they all crawl out of the woodwork to spout their knowledge from some higher plane

I mean honestly I cant get into techno atall, I cut my hair short on the sides, sometimes wear a shirt and i do own a pair of chinos somewhere.
Im a flat peak and a pair of trainers away from being a tnuc it seems
Maybe ill pick one up for that surgeon corsica gig? I bet he likes 5 pannels

Edit: I may have slightly missinterpreted what you were saying.

You have entirely missed the point. haha.

I guess no-one knows who is behind NON, what sort of a person he is or what the music is like. I was saying it's mildly annoying seeing and influx of people who suddenly claim to be experts on the noisier techno side of things and this then extends slightly into people thinking actual industrial music is cool all of a sudden but it's definitely on some "five panel" thing where the audience is full of people who don't even care about the music much so it's fine by me. The idea of it becoming like that to the point that wearing a t shirt for a legendary but highly controversial industrial artist such as NON/Boyd Rice as a fashion statement is so ridiculous and unlikely that if it actually happened I would have to resort to telling people they're being fucking idiots. It was meant as an extension of people thinking industrial is the in thing in techno at the moment to a ridiculous conclusion as a joke not that trendy idiots aren't allowed to listen to actual industrial music after hearing H appa play Wolf Eyes or Surgeon play Whitehouse in a mix...

If the day comes that I meet someone at a night who looks like one of disclosure in a five panel hat, air max and a NON t shirt I probably will tell them to fuck off out of the club though

u saw me at a night once

You weren't wearing a NON t shirt and you don't look like one of disclosure. Other wise yes I have seen you on a night out

[wolf89]

whats a NON t shirt?

one with no brand? i only wear those

jamies the biggest noise hipster going anyway, just ignore him

See this should demonstrate my point a little more....

[Harkat]

I have no idea what NON is but that's a strong shirt

[Laszlo]

That t shirt is offensive on so many levels.

[Johnlenham]

That t shirt is offensive on so many levels.

The colour is fucking awful for one.

[m8son666]

Keysound is unfashionable new era fitted cap

fuck off m8 fitteds are for real roadmen not wannabe fake ones

keysound is 5 panel for sure

[ultraspatial]

wearing a t shirt for a legendary but highly controversial industrial artist such as NON/Boyd Rice as a fashion statement is so ridiculous and unlikely

doing this is stupid in general
kinda like when it was popular to wear shit with 100000 crust punk bands patches

[wolf89]

I have no idea what NON is but that's a strong shirt

NON is Boyd Rice. A notorious industrial musician known for constantly baiting controversy to an almost prank like level. One of his core beliefs he has expressed throughout his career though is the idea that the smart and the physically strong can and should rule over the weak. He's also heavily involved in the church of Satan. He has gone on record as saying that he doesn't support Nazism though in case people are wondering.

He also loves Tiki Bars.

Also check the Sandwell District fabric mix cd's track-listing to see why techno hipsters might find out who he is...