The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[Nihilism]

i' a i i a i o.

[didi]

old macdonald had a farm...

i' ai i ai o.

[Nihilism]

[butter_man]

wtf is a bk-coretag.js . and what business do is it have trynna download to this computer.

[Riddles]

wtf is a bk-coretag.js . and what business do is it have trynna download to this computer.

its a javascript file

[butter_man]

any idea what it does it whats its there for or why it wants me or my computer?

[Pedro Sánchez]

any idea what it does it whats its there for or why it wants me or my computer?

Puts anal porn into your C:/ directory every 2 days.



Free Porn.

[Forum]

any idea what it does it whats its there for or why it wants me or my computer?

My anti virus intercepts them sometimes when im browsing dodgy sites

[Riddles]

any idea what it does it whats its there for or why it wants me or my computer?

dont download it if you dont know what it is. can do some nasty stuff with a js file iirc

[m8son666]

any idea what it does it whats its there for or why it wants me or my computer?

Puts anal porn into your C:/ directory every 2 days.



Free Porn.

so where do i download these things?

[Nihilism]

any idea what it does it whats its there for or why it wants me or my computer?

Puts anal porn into your C:/ directory every 2 days.



Free Porn.

so where do i download these things?

It's a price that you get when getting the achievement 'tits pussy cock' where you have to watch at least thousand russian p0rn sites.

[Doozle]

Road tax, leaving me with fuck all money for th rest of the month

[butter_man]

cheers for the advice was using the lbaraies computer and visiting no unusual sites so dunno what the fuck thats all about

[Blenky]

fucking estate agents sent this to our parents

All

I am writing to you as guarantors of the tenants of 46 Dove Street as a last resort as I am at a loss of how to sort out the issues I am having with the tenants. Since the start of tenancy I have spoken and emailed the tenants concerning the way they are living in the property, both concerning the cleanliness and the complaints we and the council have received from local residents due to parties being held at the property.

On Thursday of last week, I went to the property to carry out the periodic landlord inspections. One of the tenants was present at the property and explained that they had had a party the previous evening. The house was squalid, the carpet thick with what appears to be grime or ash. The living room had ashtrays overflowing, evidence of nos gas being used and a disgusting smell throughout the property there was also an individual who is not a tenant slumped in a corner who could not even speak to me. I informed the tenant that the property was not as I would expect and that I would re-visit on Friday lunchtime and expected to see a vast improvement to the condition of the property .

I re-visited the property at 12.00pm on Friday to find the property in exactly the same condition, the individual who had been slumped in the lounge the day before was still there and the house was in the exact same condition.

Not only am I concerned about the landlords property and the amount of deductions I will need to make to the deposits at the end of tenancy to stand any chance of getting this property ready for the next tenants, I am also concerned that you as guarantors should be aware of how your sons are living.

I am very happy to discuss this email with any of you, and would welcome your input on how we can move forward with this situation.

Please note that an issue with the oven has been raised by the tenants to which an engineer has been called and will attend tomorrow. An issue with mould has also been raised which I will investigate, however I strongly believe this is the way that the tenants are living.

Regards

Property Manager

This just makes me want to go to one of agents parties. Agent host a ninja rave

[nowaysj]

Agent host a ninja rave

Provide telepresence bots.

Then the letter will be like, "And I found two telepresence robots in the closet. I do not feel it is appropriate to express in writing what they were doing, but feel free to contact me telephonically and we can discuss this issue further."

[Sexual_Chocolate]

spilled my coffee all over the fucking floor.

and im broke.

[ezza]

Didnt get offered the flat I fucked around going up to view. Searching for a place to live that isnt a shit hole or insane money is such bullshit

They heard you know Agent47. They have a fondness for their doors.

if anyone doesnt like their doors ill fall through them for a pack of beers and some k

[ezza]

Get a big tent man.

need big tent for bare man in tent

and gyaly too tbf

never forgot

[ezza]

fuck two posts in a row

looking way too eager

fuck 3 now

[ezza]

may aswell go for 4 lol

and wot tbf

man im so bored been recording this tune since like 8 and im in the studio till midnight. plus the group i got put with are all indie and keep talking about converse shoes