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Pedro Sánchez · Post by **Pedro Sánchez** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:08 am

I would challenge any average joe to try and fuck a known porn star and not jizz within a few mins of just touching her or not even get it up at all, even after a few pre-sex tugs, the psychological pressure would be mental, especially with a camera crew looking on. At least he got inside a porn star, that's going on his headstone.

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:15 am

Pedro Sánchez wrote:At least he got inside a porn star

Not exactly something I'm aiming to tick off the list, tbh.

Trichome · Post by **Trichome** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:18 am

garethom wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:At least he got inside a porn star
Not exactly something I'm aiming to tick off the list, tbh.

anyone can do it, stand in the opening of a cave and just thrust the air

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:19 am

Pedro Sánchez wrote:I would challenge any average joe to try and fuck a known porn star and not jizz within a few mins of just touching her or not even get it up at all, even after a few pre-sex tugs, the psychological pressure would be mental, especially with a camera crew looking on.

exactly

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:21 am

m8son wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:I would challenge any average joe to try and fuck a known porn star and not jizz within a few mins of just touching her or not even get it up at all, even after a few pre-sex tugs, the psychological pressure would be mental, especially with a camera crew looking on.
exactly

Point is though, it wasn't us, we're not on film doing it, so it's very funny that this dude is.

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:22 am

Tbh, I think 'pressure' would make me unable to spunk... I reckon I'd be more likely pushing rope than making an early exit.

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:25 am

magma wrote:Tbh, I think 'pressure' would make me unable to spunk... I reckon I'd be more likely pushing rope than making an early exit.

Yeah. Or mild disgust.

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:31 am

I'm interested to know what Gareth asked actually. What was the conversation like when the pornstar was being commisioned to do this?

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:32 am

nowaysj wrote:
magma wrote:Tbh, I think 'pressure' would make me unable to spunk... I reckon I'd be more likely pushing rope than making an early exit.
Yeah. Or mild disgust.

Also this. I'm not sure I'd find the shame of having to win a competition in order to get laid with a woman who makes opening her legs to strangers a profession entirely sexy. I'd honestly find it hotter to pay for a hooker... and even that would come with a big slathering of libidinal angst.

Nihilism · Post by **Nihilism** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:52 am

I've saw more beautiful pornstars tbh.

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:53 am

magma wrote:libidinal angst.

Incidentally, this should be an album title.

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:04 pm

Nihilism wrote:I've saw more beautiful pornstars tbh.

This was before brazzers there werent any "beautiful pornstars" 15 years ago

Nihilism · Post by **Nihilism** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:22 pm

I don't watch brazzers, only quality p0rn.

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:32 pm

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:58 pm

Wow shouldve at least left a cpl dollars along w that bullshit

Electric_Head · Post by **Electric_Head** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 1:58 pm

kidshuffle · Post by **kidshuffle** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:00 pm

rayman612 wrote:
Nihilism wrote:I've saw more beautiful pornstars tbh.
This was before brazzers there werent any "beautiful pornstars" 15 years ago

You need to watch some old vhs' m8

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:08 pm

Trainrek wrote:
garethom wrote:
Pedro Sánchez wrote:At least he got inside a porn star
Not exactly something I'm aiming to tick off the list, tbh.

anyone can do it, stand in the opening of a cave and just thrust the air[/quote]

No tread left on the tyres, like throwing a hotdog down a hallway lol

wub · Post by **wub** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:10 pm

rayman612 wrote:Wow shouldve at least left a cpl dollars along w that bullshit

Might get a few fake 5€ notes printed up for this purpose, when you open them it's just a picture of Gibraltar with the Queen laughing next to it.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:24 pm

kidshuffle wrote:
rayman612 wrote:
Nihilism wrote:I've saw more beautiful pornstars tbh.
This was before brazzers there werent any "beautiful pornstars" 15 years ago
You need to watch some old vhs' m8

I only watch porn VHS's for the funky bass music

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