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Ninja Haiku

Post by wub » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:09 pm

Agent needs more drugs
But his account lacks the funds
He calls up Wonga
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
GWA explains his choice
For Matthew McConaughey
Greatest actor in the world
How long can this go
Before someone reports it
And it gets locked?

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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by rockonin » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:16 pm

wub wrote:
Agent needs more drugs
But his account lacks the funds
He calls up Wonga
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
GWA explains his choice
For Matthew McConaughey
Greatest actor in the world

How long can this go
Before someone reports it
And it gets locked?
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by magma » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:16 pm

wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by wub » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:20 pm

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Rockonin is not,
Impressed with my efforts
Why try and join in?
magma wrote:
wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Now you mention it
And I can see my mistake
I only say 'arse'

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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by NilsFG » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:21 pm

magma wrote:
wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Replace bright maroon with lovely divot and it's fixed.

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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by wub » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:22 pm

NilsFG wrote:
magma wrote:
wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Replace bright maroon with lovely divot and it's fixed.
I thought about that
But to delete my mistakes
Would count as cheating

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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by magma » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:23 pm

Jaydot starts a thread
Every ninja clowns him
Another classic
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"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by ezza » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:25 pm

magma and robot
carpet all tidy n shit
allergies have gone

my first ever haiku :U:
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Post by wub » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:26 pm

Agent 47 wrote:magma and robot
carpet all tidy n shit
allergies have gone

my first ever haiku :U:
That's not fucking bad
There may be hope for you yet
And your blender too

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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by dickman69 » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:37 pm

wub wrote:
NilsFG wrote:
magma wrote:
wub wrote:
Bright Maroon speaks
No one understands what she
Is talking about
It's almost appropriate that you fucked up on this one.
Replace bright maroon with lovely divot and it's fixed.
I thought about that
But to delete my mistakes
Would count as cheating
And why, Wub, is that?
It wouldnt be the first time
You shameless failure
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by NilsFG » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:39 pm

"yer all fokken stnuc
ill hook u all ye nobheads
i swear on me mum"

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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by wub » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:42 pm

rayman612 wrote:And why, Wub, is that?
It wouldnt be the first time
You shameless failure
Why? I have honour
And stand by my convictions
(Liverpool are shit)

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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by ezza » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:42 pm

smoking the finest
jeez mans on road mans on road
smoking the finest
DiegoSapiens wrote:thats so industrial
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by Harkat » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:47 pm

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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by Forum » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:49 pm

I believe haiku are supposed to have a set number of syllables per line (or Japanese equivalent)?
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by nowaysj » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:37 am

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i swear on me mum"
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by Genevieve » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:52 pm

This is DSF
We don't listen to dubstep
Strictly one thirty
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by magma » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:56 pm

Libertarian
Just do what the fuck you want
It will all be fine
Meus equus tuo altior est

"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by Genevieve » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:00 pm

Innacurate much?
Don't color me surprised here
Gotta pee now though
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Re: Ninja Haiku

Post by magma » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:04 pm

Ideology
Difficult to pin down in
Syllable limit

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Meus equus tuo altior est

"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.

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