Fake genres thread

[therapist]

Centurion- 1BPM experimental/avant-garde music with hacky rasta/movie samples placed 1 per beat and an absolute shit-ton of reverb/delay/pitch-shifting/you-name-it. Originally used to create a signal to drink during a game of centurion but has found its way into my everyday listening.

[particle-jim]

ambient mariachi
cosmic donk
psytrap

[Forum]

Brumbacore

Half time 180 midlands speed trap

[garethom]

Agent's mom beat you to psytrap. Check this foundations mix. The Darude - Sandstorm mix is something to behold!

Soundcloud

[particle-jim]

alright how about goa-trap then?

[wub]

alright how about goa-trap then?

Shift the hyphen and you've got goat-rap.

[garethom]

Drum & Smallmouth Bass - Around 170 bpm, uses synths developed to sound like Micropterus dolomieu.

alright how about goa-trap then?

Shift the hyphen and you've got goat-rap.

[particle-jim]

NWOBHM (new wave of British heavy moombahton)

"Stripped down Italian Speedcore,
New wave of Righteous handbag"

[m8son666]

future donkline

[ultraspatial]

trone - droning trap music
ropue - ballroom/vogue made for kkk meetings instead of gay people
gabbage - gabba meets uk garage, music specifically made for knife crime
future gabbage - same thing as gabbage, only made by middle class white pussies who put more effort into mysterious night time promo pics then the actual music (and/or stabbings)

[m8son666]

future gabbage - same thing as gabbage, only made by middle class white pussies who put more effort into mysterious night time promo pics then the actual music

[Pedro Sánchez]

Mumwave, samples your mum in the bath, soaked in natural reverb full of sqweltchy fart sounds, this is an ambient genre so BPMs can be as slow as they need to be so you can take in the relaxing vibe to wash away the modern day stresses. Sub-genre's are Part-time Electro and OldSkool Run.

[skins345669]

trone - droning trap music

Brilliant

Supernova = Epic trance synth led Bossa Nova

[Harkat]

Mumwave, samples your mum in the bath, soaked in natural reverb full of sqweltchy fart sounds, this is an ambient genre so BPMs can be as slow as they need to be so you can take in the relaxing vibe to wash away the modern day stresses. Sub-genre's are Part-time Electro and OldSkool Run.

Haha I swear I had a reply typed in that was gonna be "mumstep - the sound of me slapping your mums arse to a 126bpm beat"

[ezza]

trone - droning trap music
ropue - ballroom/vogue made for kkk meetings instead of gay people
gabbage - gabba meets uk garage, music specifically made for knife crime
future gabbage - same thing as gabbage, only made by middle class white pussies who put more effort into mysterious night time promo pics then the actual music (and/or stabbings)

gabbage sounds sick

[Harkat]

arguably I Luv U is gabbage when you think about it

[nameless133]

djentcore - similar crap like metalcore with more guitar strings and breakdowns
gabberstep - hc techno with broken beats

[wub]

gabberstep

I dont even need to search Soundcloud to know that'll already be on there.

[Harkat]

just add gabba kicks to anything and you have a new genre right?

Mumgab - All this shite indie mumford music where they stomp the floor instead of drums and chant lyrics about horses, except instead of the floor-stomp its a phat distorted 909 kick.

[wolf89]

Mediocore - Boring Hardcore
UK Snazzy - Like UK Funky but snazzier
Grindrcore - A combination of extreme metal and hardcore punk made on iphone apps with lyrics about casual gay sex.