Fake genres thread

[topmo3]

this thread is at times inspiring

[ultraspatial]

djentcore - similar crap like metalcore with more guitar strings and breakdowns
gabberstep - hc techno with broken beats

p sure djentcore is a thing, and yeah what wub said

Mediocore - Boring Hardcore

so 99% of hardcore?

Grindrcore - A combination of extreme metal and hardcore punk made on iphone apps with lyrics about casual gay sex.

queercore m8

[Harkat]

UK Carriage - Not a genre per se but a scene where daring hipsters hop on freight train carriages and put on garage dances in them as they go. The ultimate form of squat raving. Try pull a girl when you're going at 100km/h on bumpy rails across England and you know you've got game.

Hippie-Hop - A peaceful take on trap music where you sit in a drum circle with your djembe and try to replicate trap beats in harmony with your liberal friends. Obviously to get the sick 64/64 hat rolls you need to have several people drumming at once, so you work together and challenge the aggressive spirit of trap music with unity.

Conscious Country - Fed up with making ""intelligent"" versions of black music, hipsters plunder american white music to improve/take back to the old skool. Critical lyrics that examine the oppressive farmland society of rural USA, but crooned in a typical country style. 50% of Conscious country is about other country musicians selling out and making dumb party-country music.

[Harkat]

Cabbage - The shuffling soulful house sound where London Cab drivers have all the dubplates on CD, and you get to hear them in the back seat while your riding drunk back from the club.

[hubb]

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Grindrcore - A combination of extreme metal and hardcore punk made on iphone apps with lyrics about casual gay sex.

Passenger of shit vs dj rainbow ejaculation(toecutter?) - is exactly that and it's brilliant.

'requisite mnml intelligence dance' > idm/braindance

Soundcloud

[Harkat]

ACOUSTIC PUSSY TRVP:

[skins345669]

ACOUSTIC PUSSY TRVP:

AHHAhahhhahahhahhahahHHAHAHha what the F is that

[hubb]

skream did a similar thing with a smiths track recently

[garethom]

IDM (Islamic Dinner Music): Trance tunes with vocals explaining what foods are halal or haram.

Idiotek: Footwork tunes that heavily sample Radiohead.

Golf Club House: Pretty much just house, but there's samples of generic business chatter, records are etched with a business card on the back and they each cost £50.

[Harkat]

Dateline - Bassline subgenre where all the MCs chat about is trying to pull underage girls

[ultraspatial]

Dateline - Bassline subgenre where all the MCs chat about is trying to pull underage girls

i'd listen to that

[ultraspatial]

earthscore - most underground genre ever. hardcore and breakcore covers and remixes of earth songs, recorded in underground caverns

[Pedro Sánchez]

Dateline - Bassline subgenre where all the MCs chat about is trying to pull underage girls

You mean Grime.

[mr_skeeve]

UK Funky

[Harkat]

Dateline - Bassline subgenre where all the MCs chat about is trying to pull underage girls

You mean Grime.

thats raw

[OGLemon]

industrial penis whacking - I'll leave that to your imagination

[Nihilism]

industrial penis whacking - I'll leave that to your imagination

Isn't that a dance?

[OGLemon]

industrial penis whacking - I'll leave that to your imagination

Isn't that a dance?

google images gave me this

[MasterA]

150 - remakes of old eski/sublow tunes at 150bpm featuring vocal samples from old pirate radio sets downloaded off Grimetapes.

[ultraspatial]

one-percenter techno - essentially techno made completely from samples of poppin champagne bottles and laughing at poor people