IF YOU DO NOTHING ELSE, just watch the video below. That shit is crying out for the sample/remix treatment! Like Joanna Newsom but slightly less crazy.
SARAH PALIN 2.0:WHY DOESN’T THE REPUBLICAN PARTY
JUST RUN A CRACKHEAD FOR THE SENATE IN ALASKA?
If this is the caliber of GOP political candidate one tends to find in Alaska, it goes a long, long way to explain why and how Sarah Palin ever got elected governor of that state.
Yep, check out this video, originally posted by Kathleen Tonn, who is running as a pro-life US Senate candidate, on her own Facebook page. In the clip Tonn is seen standing in a steam room, with all of her clothes on trying to “convert” a women by speaking/singing to her “in tongues.”
It’s pretty remarkable. Mind rot at its very finest. She wanted people to see this video. It was important to her, obviously. That’s why she made it and posted it, obviously…
“I’m at the Alaska Club West and I’m spending a little time in the steam room with Suzie. Suzie doesn’t know Jesus Christ as her savior, but ironically she has a pastor/priest who is her neighbor. So, she has allowed me to sing and deliver a message in the Holy Ghost and tongues.”
She mentions that her smartphone’s battery is running out and then:
“One point of clarification: Speaking in tongues or singing in tongues is very valuable because the message cannot be understood by Satan. But the Holy Spirit can use that message to bring deliverance, to bring clarity, to give discernment and words of wisdom and knowledge, and tongues is interpreted by a person who has the gift of interpretation. So I’m going to go fast.”
Tonn, who lives in Anchorage, is apparently setting her sights on running against incumbent Democrat Mark Begich on the Republican Party ticket. One day she would even like to be President of the United States. On her Google+ page, she declares:
“I love to worship the Lord! I love the Bible! I stand for limited government, the Declaration of Independence and the American Constitution! I hate socialism with a passion!!! When the country collapses, what are you going to do?”
Obviously people have been poking fun at her, er, zaniness. One memorable comment, responding to her headline of “How To Get A Nation’s Attention,” described Tonn’s video as “an impromptu American Idol audition in gibberish for a stranger in a steam room.”
“I have not deleted the stupid and insane remarks made by others, so people can see what comes forth from the mind of evil. Fortunately there are legitimate, wise, Godly people who have viewed the content of this video clip. They contacted me too! For those individuals who are searching to learn truth about a Creator, this has helped them. So I won’t delete your dumb comments. They are very revealing of who and what you are!”
So is posting a video of yourself acting like a lunatic when you’re running for the US Senate. Just sayin’...
I am reminded of the subtitle of Lenny Bruce’s Togetherness album: “I’m not a nut, elect me!” You would think that right about now there might be thousands, even tens of thousands, of Alaskans—many of them meth-heads—thinking to themselves, “If this fuckin’ loony toons can run for the US Senate, then so can I!”
That the state of Arizona...pays out 25 Million a year in child support
to FLDS members - who claim on their paperwork
- that the father of their children is God.
I hope she realizes that she mispronounced a couple of phrases there, cuz she just asked God to send a swarm of locust to cover the entirety of Alaska.
I don't think it has ever been adequately explained how speaking in tongues, which originally meant speaking to a multilingual audience with every listener able to understand, has come to mean speaking to a monolingual audience in a language no one understands
scspkr99 wrote:I don't think it has ever been adequately explained how speaking in tongues, which originally meant speaking to a multilingual audience with every listener able to understand, has come to mean speaking to a monolingual audience in a language no one understands
Ooh, I didn't know that at all. Anything you can point me at to read?
Seems appropriate that BM partially BM'd the speaking in tongues thread.
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
nowaysj wrote:I wholeheartedly believe that Michael Brown's mother and father killed him.
