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Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by nousd » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:10 am

then consider having a sex change.
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by sigbowls » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:12 am

i want to be a asian
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by nousd » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:17 am

Anybody had one?
Or two?
Must be difficult to feel compelled
man inside woman / woman trapped in man.
I can imagine but don't really get the core experience.
Presume it's not so much sexuality as identity.
And what if you weren't satisfied with what you thought would bring satisfaction?
What's your next choice?
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by nousd » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:20 am

signals wrote:i want to be a asian
Well move to Asia sigs.

Saw an article here yesterday about increasing numbers of Asian Australian women getting operated to have a wrinkle put above their eyes to look more western.
Poor buggers.
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by sigbowls » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:27 am

wow
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by bennyfroobs » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:28 am

ever seen the videos about those two kids in a relationship who both had/were undergoing sex changes?
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by nousd » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:33 am

nuh
were they gay guys wanting to be lesbians?
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by bennyfroobs » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:46 am

sorry about daily mail but it was the first link i could find....... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rgery.html
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TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':

-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.

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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:52 am

signals wrote:i want to be a asian
come move to japan with me
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by nousd » Mon Dec 02, 2013 7:23 am

bennyfroobs wrote:sorry about daily mail but it was the first link i could find....... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rgery.html
ain't love grand
wonder if she gave him his & he gave her hers
intimate recycling like.
or they've just left everything detachable.

hard to believe the bloke was a girl tbh
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by BonerJams04 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:48 pm

that video made me happy today
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by bennyfroobs » Thu Dec 05, 2013 1:38 am

sd5 wrote:
bennyfroobs wrote:sorry about daily mail but it was the first link i could find....... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... rgery.html
ain't love grand
wonder if she gave him his & he gave her hers
intimate recycling like.
or they've just left everything detachable.

hard to believe the bloke was a girl tbh
hard 2 believe both tbh! science is amazing :)
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TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':

-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.

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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by nousd » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:25 am

If I become a chick, can I still fart loudly?
Or is that male chauvinism?
I know women that fart quite freely but it seems to be something akin to cross-dressing
like they're acting macho...cross-farting I suppose it is.
Same for burping;
for girls that can produce throaty blares it's like they're doing satire
doesn't feel natural, kinda rehearsing to be eligible for male pantomime roles.
I don't believe I'd feel like a real lady if I burped like a foghorn.
But then, if I did the whole transexual thing, I'd probably think differently
and have all those woolly feminine thoughts and an irrepressible desire to talk about them
in which case, whatever I do, I'm stuck with being a male chauvinist.
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by garethom » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:42 am

sometimes i feel so mermaid

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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by nousd » Thu Dec 05, 2013 11:55 am

I don't know why but that made me chuckle before I fell asleep.
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by bennyfroobs » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:38 pm

sd5 wrote:If I become a chick, can I still fart loudly?
Or is that male chauvinism?
I know women that fart quite freely but it seems to be something akin to cross-dressing
like they're acting macho...cross-farting I suppose it is.
Same for burping;
for girls that can produce throaty blares it's like they're doing satire
doesn't feel natural, kinda rehearsing to be eligible for male pantomime roles.
I don't believe I'd feel like a real lady if I burped like a foghorn.
But then, if I did the whole transexual thing, I'd probably think differently
and have all those woolly feminine thoughts and an irrepressible desire to talk about them
in which case, whatever I do, I'm stuck with being a male chauvinist.
being transgender is basically just having a girls brain and being trapped in a boys body so they probably feel the social pressures of bending to both gender rolls somehow but imo theyre obv (generalising here) gonna be more comfortable with their non birth gender (forgot the technical words), like the gender they are in their head

so if its a girl who had a boys body, who has a sex change so that she ends up with boobs and a vagina, she probably wont be all mega burps and farts

*massive generalisation*
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TopManLurka wrote:FTR, requirements for being a 'head':

-you have to be youngsta
-you must have been in that infamous room of ten people.
-a DMZ release is preferable but not necessary.
-please note that being youngsta is mandatory.

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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by nousd » Tue Feb 25, 2014 1:12 pm

reading today about a UN survey of LBGTs in the world's armed forces
apparently the male transgender/transitioning soldiers tend to be the most gungho
even before they realize their inclinations.


gotta do better than LBGTs
how bout GLeBiTs?
BiGLeTs?
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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by prisoner » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:35 pm

i still find transgender pretty strange.

so to answer your question...

no.

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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by lovelydivot » Tue Feb 25, 2014 5:52 pm

You know what makes me feel really really gay?!

- painted fingernails -


I just feel like such a gross entitled princess with all that flair around the fingers...

I can't stand it.



I do appreciate it on my ladies working the drive through though...

eh, coco

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Re: Tired of being a male chauvinist?

Post by lovelydivot » Tue Feb 25, 2014 6:56 pm

....can't even wear my own jewelry these days...

I feel so - froufed

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