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UKIP so sexy

Post by wub » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:38 am

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UKIP so sexy
UKIP are the sexiest political party of all time. If you like Hiddleston and Cumberbatch you'll go MAD for Farage and company!
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Jeffrey Titford smiles seductively. He knows his surname alone is like a violently shaken can of fizz pop, bursting with erotic potential.

Jeffrey is the president of UKIP, a highly important ceremonial role which requires a great deal of energy and verve.

Jeffrey maintains his hard body and killer abs by adopting the paleo diet and being an ardent advocate of crossfit.

At only 81 years of age Jeffrey is surely still at the peak of his physical powers, a testament of which is his eagerness to start off every party conference by doing 100 chin-ups with his shirt off.

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Post by magma » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:41 am

Superb!
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Post by test_recordings » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:21 pm

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Post by wub » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:24 pm

I have an erotic night terror where Nigel is Toad of Toad Hall and he is riding me around like a recalcitrant motor car.

I can smell his real ale breath being panted into my face and it makes my heart shudder with desire.

I awake and the bed is soaked in sweat.

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Post by Forum » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:27 pm

I tried searching for comedy nige pictures but all I keep finding is some plane crash he was in

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Post by garethom » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:35 pm

If anything, surviving that crash (wasn't it a helicopter crash?) proves that Allah wants him as our leader. He's got my vote.

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Post by paradigm_x » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:27 pm

Zombie farage

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Post by jaydot » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:49 pm

southstar wrote:I tried searching for comedy nige pictures but all I keep finding is some plane crash he was in

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And that's not comedy?
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Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:51 pm

paradigm x wrote:Zombie farage

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LOL AMAZING
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Re: UKIP so sexy

Post by rockonin » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:03 am

I can understand shoes coming off, but how did his sock come off? I bet he was probs rubbing one off into the sock whilst driving, which led to the accident lol
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Re: UKIP so sexy

Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:05 am

it was his fault that the helicopter fell off?
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Re: UKIP so sexy

Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:06 am

oh it´s not an helicopter, anyway...
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Re: UKIP so sexy

Post by dickman69 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:02 am

rockonin wrote:I can understand shoes coming off, but how did his sock come off? I bet he was probs rubbing one off into the sock whilst driving, which led to the accident lol
u can obviously see both his shoes

thats some1 else's severed foot


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Re: UKIP so sexy

Post by kaili » Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:58 pm

fuck that picture gets funnier the more i look at it, he looks so happy before it crashes
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Re: UKIP so sexy

Post by rickyarbino » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:58 am

rayman612 wrote:
rockonin wrote:I can understand shoes coming off, but how did his sock come off? I bet he was probs rubbing one off into the sock whilst driving, which led to the accident lol
u can obviously see both his shoes

thats some1 else's severed foot


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It's not severed, you can see her thighs and dress. It's beige.
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