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by wub » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:38 am
http://ukipsosexy.tumblr.com/
UKIP so sexy
UKIP are the sexiest political party of all time. If you like Hiddleston and Cumberbatch you'll go MAD for Farage and company!
Jeffrey Titford smiles seductively. He knows his surname alone is like a violently shaken can of fizz pop, bursting with erotic potential.
Jeffrey is the president of UKIP, a highly important ceremonial role which requires a great deal of energy and verve.
Jeffrey maintains his hard body and killer abs by adopting the paleo diet and being an ardent advocate of crossfit.
At only 81 years of age Jeffrey is surely still at the peak of his physical powers, a testament of which is his eagerness to start off every party conference by doing 100 chin-ups with his shirt off.
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magma
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by magma » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:41 am
Superb!
Meus equus tuo altior est
"Let me eat when I'm hungry, let me drink when I'm dry.
Give me dollars when I'm hard up, religion when I die."
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by wub » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:24 pm
I have an erotic night terror where Nigel is Toad of Toad Hall and he is riding me around like a recalcitrant motor car.
I can smell his real ale breath being panted into my face and it makes my heart shudder with desire.
I awake and the bed is soaked in sweat.
What’s your favourite Nigel moment?
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by Forum » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:27 pm
I tried searching for comedy nige pictures but all I keep finding is some plane crash he was in
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by garethom » Wed Mar 05, 2014 2:35 pm
If anything, surviving that crash (wasn't it a helicopter crash?) proves that Allah wants him as our leader. He's got my vote.
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by jaydot » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:49 pm
southstar wrote:I tried searching for comedy nige pictures but all I keep finding is some plane crash he was in
And that's not comedy?
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DiegoSapiens
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by DiegoSapiens » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:51 pm
paradigm x wrote:Zombie farage
LOL AMAZING
incnic wrote:
daddy why u dead and lying in a puddle
son i make techno dadydy on drugs
hubb wrote:its what ive been saying for a while
foxes are the mulattos of the cat/dog world
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rockonin
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by rockonin » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:03 am
I can understand shoes coming off, but how did his sock come off? I bet he was probs rubbing one off into the sock whilst driving, which led to the accident lol
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DiegoSapiens
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by DiegoSapiens » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:05 am
it was his fault that the helicopter fell off?
incnic wrote:
daddy why u dead and lying in a puddle
son i make techno dadydy on drugs
hubb wrote:its what ive been saying for a while
foxes are the mulattos of the cat/dog world
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DiegoSapiens
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by DiegoSapiens » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:06 am
oh it´s not an helicopter, anyway...
incnic wrote:
daddy why u dead and lying in a puddle
son i make techno dadydy on drugs
hubb wrote:its what ive been saying for a while
foxes are the mulattos of the cat/dog world
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by dickman69 » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:02 am
rockonin wrote:I can understand shoes coming off, but how did his sock come off? I bet he was probs rubbing one off into the sock whilst driving, which led to the accident lol
u can obviously see both his shoes
thats some1 else's severed foot
show some respect
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by kaili » Sat Mar 08, 2014 9:58 pm
fuck that picture gets funnier the more i look at it, he looks so happy before it crashes
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by rickyarbino » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:58 am
rayman612 wrote:rockonin wrote:I can understand shoes coming off, but how did his sock come off? I bet he was probs rubbing one off into the sock whilst driving, which led to the accident lol
u can obviously see both his shoes
thats some1 else's severed foot
show some respect
It's not severed, you can see her thighs and dress. It's beige.
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