I am designing some benches that will go around the primary big-ass installation and I need to better understand how much bench to build.
So... how much space does your ass need given the following constraints:
- 1) The benches will have a vertical back extending 16 inches above the seat which is 20-24 inches above the ground (no incline on the back because... fuck calculus and trig.)
2) You will most likely be exhausted but, will still need to be active within an hour or four (think time enough for a spliff and some heady randomization.)
3) You may be highly intoxicated on a variety of substances, people, concepts and the overwhelming lack of silk in your wardrobe.
4) You may, while seated and relaxing, have a existential epiphany about something incredibly interesting that you are unable to explain to the stranger you are sitting next to (this stranger should, of course, also be really comfortable.)
5) You may hook up with the stranger mentioned above without leaving the bench.
6)You are in awe of the big-ass art before you and need to take a moment, or several moments, to start designing your first big-ass art installation thus erasing your free time for the next 12 months or so (you totally don't know you are going to spend so much time on it but, it will happen and you will feel like a minor diety in an unknown universe once it is done.)
So, figure it is day 3 of a 5+ day festival and you find yourself parking your ass on the perfectly sized bench to fade out on for a bit and somehow you have the wherewithall to measure the depth of the seat on that bench.
WTF is that measurement?