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God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by _ronzlo_ » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:46 pm

http://io9.com/gods-12-biggest-dick-moves-in-the-old-testament-1522970429

Number nine: what the fuck? :?
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by dickman69 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:50 pm

the people he told the riddle to threatened that they would kill his wife if she didnt get samson to tell them the answer to the riddle...
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by dickman69 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:52 pm

also the whole point of that shit was b/c god wanted to fuck up some phillistines
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by _ronzlo_ » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:00 am

rayman612 wrote:also the whole point of that shit was b/c god wanted to fuck up some phillistines
Didn't God make the PhilCollinsIstines too tho?
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by DiegoSapiens » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:09 am

god in the old testament is like family guy´s stewie, great read that book
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by DiegoSapiens » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:09 am

they didn´t point that time god made ezequiel eat his own shit :lol:
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by _ronzlo_ » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:12 am

DiegoSapiens wrote:they didn´t point that time god made ezequiel eat his own shit :lol:
OH DAAAAAYUMMMMM GODDDD! NO YOU DI'NT! :o :corntard:
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by BonerJams04 » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:13 am

_ronzlo_ wrote:
rayman612 wrote:also the whole point of that shit was b/c god wanted to fuck up some phillistines
Didn't God make the PhilCollinsIstines too tho?
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by DiegoSapiens » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:13 am

http://www.libertariannews.org/2012/09/ ... ay-tablet/
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by OGLemon » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:56 am

lol god is such a lad
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by rockonin » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:00 am

DiegoSapiens wrote:they didn´t point that time god made ezequiel eat his own shit :lol:
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by nobody » Fri Mar 28, 2014 4:14 am

Christians who believe this stuff are adorable
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Post by nousd » Fri Mar 28, 2014 6:40 am

thort this thread would be about Rusty in Noah[/]
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Post by kidshuffle » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:51 am

nobody wrote:Christians who believe this stuff are adorable
But the Jews aren't?
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by nobody » Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:53 am

kidshuffle wrote:
nobody wrote:Christians who believe this stuff are adorable
But the Jews aren't?
I've never encountered any vocal Jews before, are they as wacky?
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by rorz9992 » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:24 am

God was badass in the old testament

old testament > new testament

not that I have actually read either but you know.
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by Genevieve » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:30 am

How can I buy this 'God' person a beer?
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by DiegoSapiens » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:33 am

:lol:
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by faultier » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:47 am

nobody wrote: I've never encountered any vocal Jews before, are they as wacky?
depends if you consider it wacky to use the Old Testament as a deed of property and a valid pretext for a vast landgrab and ethnic cleansing operation
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Re: God's Biggest Dick Moves In The Old Testament

Post by m8son666 » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:50 am

seems fair to me
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