The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ultraspatial]

you're still young tho, it's normal. but she's in her mid 30s and probably doesn't have her shit together. not saying you can't/shouldn't get fucked at 30+ but there's a slight difference between that and hanging out getting fucked with people nearly half your age, y'know?

unless she's like super rich or smth. doubt it tho

[ezza]

no unfortunately not

that would of been a winner lol

[ezza]

tbf she was a bit weird

she kept asking me how old i was while we were fucking and she kept fingering my ear

she was fit tho innit so i didnt say anything

[nowaysj]

unless she's like super rich or smth.

You guys are cracking me up tonight.

[m8son666]

i've written all i can think to and said everything i think i need to for my dissertation and i'm still 1,500 words off the limit. Seems pointless just to waffle bullshit to make up the word limit.

[Harkat]

Just go in there and fedorify the language so you're using the max possible amount of (fancy) words.

[ezza]

put 'and then' every other couple words

[m8son666]

haha already done a fair bit of that, anymore and it would feel like your having a stroke trying to read it lol

might make up some rediculous theory and talk about that

[RKM]

u man need to do more of the reading and find some more points, that's too many words off to just bullshit

lol at agent's 2014 mrs robinson

and oh ye while playing this shit slot last night this one stupid fucking st pauls hippy chick kept trying to get us to fuck off so this guy that had already played could come back and play dub
she even went 'seeeee you've emptied the room'
IT'S 7AM BITCH THERE'S NOONE IN THE HOUSE

[m8son666]

u man need to do more of the reading and find some more points, that's too many words off to just bullshit

yeah thats what i thought but i saw my supervisor last week and he said i have covered everything i need to just need to go into more detail but i done that now and still got bare words left

[RKM]

ahhh right, hmm i usually run over word counts cos i spend too much time reading to put off actually doing the essay so i still think you just gotta get through a few more books

[m8son666]

yeah man just gonna have to find some more examples and make some shit up in the conclusion lol

[ezza]

just sack it off for the #lads

being a scientist or w/e u are is gonna loose u serious lad points

[m8son666]

yh init been thinking bout giving it up for a while tbh

might just write a story about how many jaeger bombs i did this weekend

[ezza]

yh init been thinking bout giving it up for a while tbh

might just write a story about how many jaeger bombs i did this weekend

yeah do it

'lad - the truth behind the banter'

[m8son666]

"while i was given the title 'Stimuli responsive nanomaterials: applications at the chemistry-biology interface' and am doing a chemistry degree i thought it would be more appropriate and easier for me to write a sociology dissertation entitled 'lad - the truth behind the banter' i feel it is a subject i have more experience in and is not too far removed from the original title. I hope this will not cause any problems."

[rickyarbino]

haha im not fucked up at all

i like getting fucked up tho

Mate, nobody who enjoys sobriety goes on like you do

[ezza]

looool do it mason

& hmm being sober is nice jesslem

i dont get why people think you have to have 'problems' to wanna get fucked up all the time though lol its just fun

think of anything you like doing, anything... now add lines and beers to that situation

its more fun

[m8son666]

what if you like passing drug tests

[rickyarbino]

Lemme just interject on that notion that you only dream about people you've met... I've dreamt about some partially human people. Have I met their nonhuman parts? Quasihumans?

And totally, benny, go for it, always.

What's the worst that could happen?

She could say, I'd never be seen with you bennyfroobs, and you could be like bitch you know you want the D, and she walks out, and a coupla burly dudes come back and are like are you bennyfroobs, and your like sometimes, and they're like well this time you're gettin it bennyfroobs. And then one holds you while the other decks you in the face, knocking one of your teeth out. Then you take a picture of your new grin and use it as an avatar and you're a legend. And nextime you want to speak up, you realize the worst will probably be A LOT better than the last worst, and it is all good, you're knee deep in pussy and drive Disclosure's Lamborghini.

Quasihumans...

I think it's that all the characters you come across in dreams are composed of people you've met, known, seen, or generally interacted with. Like x's nose, y's eyes, z's ears, and ø's personality.