Would you rather?

[garethom]

Me and my girlfriend were having a conversation on the way to Tesco the other night about "would you rather" type questions, and I came up with one that has divided everybody that's spoke about it (possibly on a global scale).

Here are the two, one from a female perspective, one from a male:

1) Would you rather have breasts on your chest, but also where your butt cheeks are OR butt cheeks on your butt, but also where your breasts would be?

2) Would you rather have normal fingers on your hand, but also a finger for a penis OR a normal penis but also penises for fingers?

Post up your own "Would you rather"s because this shit can waste some serious time.

[wub]

Are the penises on my fingers prehensile, or would I be unable to use them to grasp a pen/type with?


Also, when I pee which penis does it come out of, the regular one or the finger ones?

[garethom]

Are the penises on my fingers prehensile, or would I be unable to use them to grasp a pen/type with?


Also, when I pee which penis does it come out of, the regular one or the finger ones?

They're like, 50% prehensile. Basic tasks maybe. Grasp a pen, nah, type with, maybe slowly.

Pee comes out of the regular penis. No fluids come out of the finger-penises.

[wub]

Can I get erections with the finger penises?

[garethom]

Yes.

[wub]

Sold. 11 penises would mean a very lucrative porn/talk show income.

[garethom]

You picked the right answer brother.

[Forum]

Finger penis for me

By which I mean the having a finger for a penis

Imagine trying to do anything in the morning with 5 morning woods on each hand...

[Riddles]

yeah 100% finger penises.

[Phigure]

i guess that settles the finger penises issue

[Forum]

The porn would end up looking like some ridiculous hentai shit

[butter_man]

penis with penis fingers. its my dream. when I shower I angle my arms and shoulders under the water so that the water runs off all of my fingers like 8 finger penis' pissing.

finger penis please.

penis.

penis..

[garethom]

My justification was that with penises as fingers, yeah, my ability to work would be compromised, but at least I could go home and bang at the end of the day. Otherwise, I have the ability to work, but no sexual release.

[butter_man]

you'd never have to make a brew again.

[butter_man]

for other people I mean.

Im not suggesting you drink your own piss.

[Forum]

What was her response to the other one?

[Riddles]

would you rather have an orgasm every time you hear the wilhelm scream or make the wilhelm scream every time you have an orgasm?

[jrkhnds]

would you rather have an orgasm every time you hear the wilhelm scream or make the wilhelm scream every time you have an orgasm?

would render a great number of crap movies much more enjoyable.

[Forum]

First one, would just sound like orgasms cause you pain otherwise

[garethom]

What was her response to the other one?

It's been about a 3 to 2 split in favour of the butt cheeks for breasts option so far.