things that have made you happy today

[Sexual_Chocolate]

if a girls not intimidatingly intelligent i lose interest lol

innit.

dropping my iq to try converse with a girl is a fuckin pet peeve.

[Phigure]

yeh nev gets it, otherwise why not just get a blowup doll

[Sexual_Chocolate]

had to deal with a gurldem like that on saturday.

ending up in my car somehow... so i just turned the sterio up to 11... couldnt stand it (and she was bangin too)

[Harkat]

yeh nev gets it, otherwise why not just get a blowup doll

youre already FOTW bruv, you can stop the effort

[sigbowls]

nothing irl but the internet made me happy. coast to coast too

[Sexual_Chocolate]

yeh nev gets it, otherwise why not just get a blowup doll

youre already FOTW bruv, you can stop the effort

so you'd rather a dumshit missus?

[Harkat]

id rather a bad bitch

[Harkat]

Also I got my first ever job interview on Wednesday. Summer job, storage job at a pharmacy.

Advice ninjas?

[wub]

Also I got my first ever job interview on Wednesday. Summer job, storage job at a pharmacy.

Advice ninjas?

Not sure what you mean by storage job, you mean stacking boxes in a warehouse or something?


Anyway, basic advice;

- Dress smart. Suit if you can, shirt and trousers if you can't.
- Give yourself a scrub up, fresh shave etc
- Turn up early, but not too early.
- Firm handshake, looking the person in the eye when you do it. If you can't deliver a firm handshake whilst making eye contact, you will forever be a peasant.
- Do a bit of research about the company so you have an idea of what it is they do in case they ask.
- Have some of your own questions lined up that don't involve money or holiday. Advancement in the company, policy regarding renewing contracts during future holiday periods etc. Something that shows your eager and (potentially) committed to taking yourself further.
- Think of a decent answer to the question "What would you say your biggest weakness is?". Don't say 'I work too hard' because that's bullshit and I've yet to think of a scenario where it would be a negative trait in someone who works for me.

[DiegoSapiens]

- Dress smart. Suit if you can, shirt and trousers if you can't.

AKA wear a fedora

[Phigure]

Also I got my first ever job interview on Wednesday. Summer job, storage job at a pharmacy.

Advice ninjas?

i work at a pharmacy, not storage though and i imagine pharmacies arent very similar in the US and norway anyways

just do what you can do boost your confidence, look good, etc. think about how you want to respond if you encounter any of those generic questions like "what is your biggest weakness", "tell me about a challenge you faced"

[garethom]

Also I got my first ever job interview on Wednesday. Summer job, storage job at a pharmacy.

Advice ninjas?

Play hard to get and wear a cape.

[Harkat]

wubs advice sounded a bit dodgy but I'm feeling the fedora and cape angle

any advice on how I can organically mention im an atheist as well?

[Phigure]

just remember to preface every sentence you want to say with "as an atheist, i..."

[Sexual_Chocolate]

[Harkat]

another thing that made me happy. Finally found a link for this tune

[antipode]

can't wait to play this out

[Riddles]

volume 13 soon come! this month i think

[kidshuffle]

wubs advice sounded a bit dodgy but I'm feeling the fedora and cape angle

any advice on how I can organically mention im an atheist as well?

wear this

[bennyfroobs]

- Firm handshake, looking the person in the eye when you do it. If you can't deliver a firm handshake whilst making eye contact, you will forever be a peasant.

i severely judge anyone who can't do this