What would you do with a magic watch?

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What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by rockonin » Thu May 22, 2014 9:55 pm

If you had a magic watch that could stop/start time,(I.e everything around you freezes but you carry on as normal) what mischief would you get up to?
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Post by ehbes » Thu May 22, 2014 10:07 pm

Hack DSF and ban you from make another thread
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Post by topmo3 » Thu May 22, 2014 10:16 pm

prolly embarrase someone rly stupid or perv up on some titties
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by CreamLord » Thu May 22, 2014 10:17 pm

someone asked this when I was in year 8 or 9 and all my mates said they'd fuck everyone

But now as an older person I'd say spend my unlimited time learning new skills and allowing myself more time to study...and then fuck everyone
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by OGLemon » Thu May 22, 2014 10:17 pm

topmo3 wrote:prolly embarrase someone rly stupid or perv up on some titties
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GreenWaffle wrote:someone asked this when I was in year 8 or 9 and all my mates said they'd fuck everyone

But now as an older person I'd say spend my unlimited time learning new skills and allowing myself more time to study...and then fuck everyone
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by wolf89 » Thu May 22, 2014 10:20 pm

Stop time before one particular person sat down every time and move the chair out of the way so they spent the whole of their life thinking they were retarded and couldn't even sit down properly
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Post by Forum » Thu May 22, 2014 10:25 pm

Depends whether you carry on aging while time is stopped..
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Post by _ronzlo_ » Thu May 22, 2014 10:31 pm

Buncha assassinations and 'equity redistributions' - then pervage. :twisted:
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by rockonin » Thu May 22, 2014 10:57 pm

90% of mine would be perving. 10% would be trolling people.
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Post by Shum » Fri May 23, 2014 4:41 am

Become the next Paul Daniels m8
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Post by wub » Fri May 23, 2014 4:44 am

I had a magic tractor once.

It could drive down a road and turn into a field.
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by Sexual_Chocolate » Fri May 23, 2014 4:50 am

id bang a chick, then just after i cum, id wind it back so i can just keep cuming

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Post by garethom » Fri May 23, 2014 7:28 am

GreenWaffle wrote:But now as an older person I'd say spend my unlimited time learning new skills and allowing myself more time to study...and then fuck everyone
And watch in horror as you realise that you have aged hundreds of times faster than those around you, who can only helplessly watch as they see their dear friend/son/brother/father waste away before their eyes.
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Post by magma » Fri May 23, 2014 8:13 am

wub wrote:I had a magic tractor once.

It could drive down a road and turn into a field.
Are you the go-to man for smoke damage now that you're an ex-tractor fan?
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by particle-jim » Fri May 23, 2014 8:54 am

Probably just stealing stuff tbh
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by exfox » Fri May 23, 2014 9:57 am

probably go into places I'm not supposed to be in

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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by CreamLord » Fri May 23, 2014 10:06 am

garethom wrote:
GreenWaffle wrote:But now as an older person I'd say spend my unlimited time learning new skills and allowing myself more time to study...and then fuck everyone
And watch in horror as you realise that you have aged hundreds of times faster than those around you, who can only helplessly watch as they see their dear friend/son/brother/father waste away before their eyes.
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by AxeD » Fri May 23, 2014 10:10 am

yolouyhamw tbh
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Re: What would you do with a magic watch?

Post by CreamLord » Fri May 23, 2014 10:15 am

Brap
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