What would you do with a magic watch?

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Fri May 23, 2014 12:04 pm

Nevalo wrote:id bang a chick, then just after i cum, id wind it back so i can just keep cuming

forever

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Sat May 24, 2014 5:39 pm

shit on your head

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed May 28, 2014 12:32 am

So if everybody around me freezes,
I still end up with a frigid dame.

Ah anyway
I'd probably spend my time having a really close look at people,
like checking out their eyeballs and earholes,
maybe do some grooming...
squeeze a few pimples,
wash behind ears, remove stray hairs
and apply suitable make-up
so, when I start time again
they go: hey I'm looking good today.

Come to think of it;
I'd open a hairdressers
Stop time to avoid boring chat
and give hipsters a proper shave.

& talking of animals:
any passing hoodlums with pit bulls,
I'd stop time & rearrange them
so that when time started again
the wiseguy would find his pants down & his dick in the dogs jaws

Wish I could think of something to do for people suffering from painful disease.

Dystinkt · Post by **Dystinkt** » Wed May 28, 2014 12:46 am

ring my last dealer that fucked me over and steal all his weed

dickman69 · Post by **dickman69** » Wed May 28, 2014 1:47 am

since flow is measured volume/time

would rivers flow when time stops?

could i drive a boat in stopped time?

Lye_Form · Post by **Lye_Form** » Wed May 28, 2014 2:50 am

wood pause time and have a kip then be v refreshed when i unpause time tbf

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:27 am

id do ass2ass forever with a hot asian

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Wed May 28, 2014 3:32 am

I'd molest lye while he was asleep

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Wed May 28, 2014 6:28 am

I've discussed this many a time and while I can't deny that it would be a useful academic tool, I don't know if I'd ever get round to un-pausing time.

Touching lightly on what Ray said, without time there can't be physical change, so there cannot be linear/angular displacement, or velocity and momentum by consequence, and it would be impossible for any of these properties to change; so gravity, for starters, wouldn't 'exist'. That could be fun, but at least theoretically speaking all forces would break down as their carriers wouldn't be able to carry them, so really I think everything would be in a sort of incoherent chaos, so even if your mind remained in tact, I don't think you'd be capable of using your body; at least not in any way you'd previously been able to.

Addressing the question though, without the time matter can't change location, so the river wouldn't be able to flow as it takes time for its constituent particles to change position. Additionally, it would take time for the boat's propellers to displace the water and affect propulsion. So no, nothing could actually 'happen', however you, as the time freezer, would be the only person who was aware of the fact. It also means that you wouldn't be able to unfreeze time; which leads me back to where I started.

garethom · Post by **garethom** » Wed May 28, 2014 7:00 am

jesslem wrote:I've discussed this many a time and while I can't deny that it would be a useful academic tool, I don't know if I'd ever get round to un-pausing time.

Touching lightly on what Ray said, without time there can't be physical change, so there cannot be linear/angular displacement, or velocity and momentum by consequence, and it would be impossible for any of these properties to change; so gravity, for starters, wouldn't 'exist'. That could be fun, but at least theoretically speaking all forces would break down as their carriers wouldn't be able to carry them, so really I think everything would be in a sort of incoherent chaos, so even if your mind remained in tact, I don't think you'd be capable of using your body; at least not in any way you'd previously been able to.

Addressing the question though, without the time matter can't change location, so the river wouldn't be able to flow as it takes time for its constituent particles to change position. Additionally, it would take time for the boat's propellers to displace the water and affect propulsion. So no, nothing could actually 'happen', however you, as the time freezer, would be the only person who was aware of the fact. It also means that you wouldn't be able to unfreeze time; which leads me back to where I started.

The watch is magic.

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Wed May 28, 2014 7:03 am

Fair play, Gareth. Fair play.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed May 28, 2014 8:09 am

Molzie wrote:I'd molest lye while he was asleep

well maybe not

but

oh ok

EDIT: ok upon reflection:

but I was entertained

kaili · Post by **kaili** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:27 pm

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Wed May 28, 2014 4:34 pm

sd5 wrote:So if everybody around me freezes,
I still end up with a frigid dame.

Ah anyway
I'd probably spend my time having a really close look at people,
like checking out their eyeballs and earholes,
maybe do some grooming...
squeeze a few pimples,
wash behind ears, remove stray hairs
and apply suitable make-up
so, when I start time again
they go: hey I'm looking good today.

Come to think of it;
I'd open a hairdressers
Stop time to avoid boring chat
and give hipsters a proper shave.

& talking of animals:
any passing hoodlums with pit bulls,
I'd stop time & rearrange them
so that when time started again
the wiseguy would find his pants down & his dick in the dogs jaws

Wish I could think of something to do for people suffering from painful disease.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:23 am

^fascinating

the practical problem is
if other people's actions are frozen in time,
then you couldn't just reach inside them & pull out a tumour
because that would involve their body parts moving
& surely nothing of their existence can change during that time.

Yeah, I know, I know...it's a magic watch.

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Sun Jun 01, 2014 1:22 am

On the grounds that magic is merely unknown science, I take it upon myself to declare this thread ignorant and lockworthy.

cloaked_up · Post by **cloaked_up** » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:23 am

rockonin wrote:If you had a magic watch that could stop/start time,(I.e everything around you freezes but you carry on as normal) what mischief would you get up to?

yep what otgher said

ban you

m8son666 · Post by **m8son666** » Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:31 pm

I would do terrible terrible things

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