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Babel fish invented

Post by wub » Wed May 28, 2014 8:50 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-27599373?SThisFB
Microsoft has unveiled a "real-time" language translation feature for its internet phone service Skype.

Chief executive Satya Nadella said the firm would launch a test version of the service, dubbed Skype Translator, for Windows 8 later this year. The move comes as competition in the internet-based phone service sector has been rising, forcing firms to look at ways to attract more users.

According to Microsoft, Skype currently has 300 million monthly users globally."It is going to make sure you can communicate with anybody without language barriers," said Mr Nadella, who took over as chief executive in February.

Just need a miniature version for my ear and we're set 8)

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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by magma » Wed May 28, 2014 8:52 am

In b4 Bill Gates gets killed on a Zebra crossing.
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed May 28, 2014 10:10 am

would be great if the microsoft annoying clip was the one that translated your words
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Re: Babel fish invented

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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by rickyarbino » Wed May 28, 2014 11:28 am

I think there was an iPhone app that something similar to this by photography. So you could point your camera at a street sign, for instance, and have it's message translated to your language of choice. I can't remember what it was called though.
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by test_recordings » Wed May 28, 2014 11:31 am

I'm interested to know how good it really is. Translating English<>Japanese is fucking appalling to the point I just ignore anything handed to me from Google translation...
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by sixs » Wed May 28, 2014 11:44 am

jesslem wrote:I think there was an iPhone app that something similar to this by photography. So you could point your camera at a street sign, for instance, and have it's message translated to your language of choice. I can't remember what it was called though.
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by rickyarbino » Wed May 28, 2014 11:47 am

Well there you have it.
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed May 28, 2014 11:55 am

sixs wrote:
jesslem wrote:I think there was an iPhone app that something similar to this by photography. So you could point your camera at a street sign, for instance, and have it's message translated to your language of choice. I can't remember what it was called though.
lol that translations very bad
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by magma » Wed May 28, 2014 12:25 pm

magma wrote:In b4 Bill Gates gets killed on a Zebra crossing.
Nobody?

Disappointing.

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by wub » Wed May 28, 2014 12:26 pm

magma wrote:
magma wrote:In b4 Bill Gates gets killed on a Zebra crossing.
Nobody?

Disappointing.

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle.
I got the reference :t:

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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed May 28, 2014 12:42 pm

i didnt :(
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by particle-jim » Wed May 28, 2014 8:54 pm

I fucking love Hitchhiker's Guide, the original radio series is absolutely perfect <3
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Re: Babel fish invented

Post by sixs » Thu May 29, 2014 2:13 am

when it comes down to it, babelfish was 'invented' 15 yrs ago http://www.babelfish.com/
taters on that as we jack it

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