Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by rickyarbino » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:35 pm

hubb wrote:Wanna queef on chief beef?
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by kidshuffle » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:38 pm

so why aren't any of your babies mine?

you dont have any kids? you want one?


both from my boss :cornlol:
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:39 pm

lol
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by legend4ry » Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:55 pm

hubb wrote:Wanna queef on chief beef?

This is the best.
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by magma » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:07 pm

"Are you on [insert name of web forum]?"
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by ehbes » Thu Jun 26, 2014 12:14 pm

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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by Soiree » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:00 pm

I'm not into blackmail, but I know this black male,
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by RKM » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:35 pm

i usually wait till someone tries that b8 line 'what's your name, what's your sign' then when they buy them a drink i just creep up from behind

pretty effective and saves the drink buying
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by rockonin » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:43 pm

What's your sign? What Horoscope sign :lol:
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by DiegoSapiens » Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:53 pm

ok this is prob my best, i named my chameleon como tu that is in spanish "like you" so when girls asked me how was it called i said likeyou and they were awww the i told her the pun she laughed+ i knew their name 8)
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by CreamLord » Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:59 pm

If I could rearrange the alphabet...I'd put my dick in your mouth

OR

if I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put the D next to U
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by m8son666 » Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:02 pm

DiegoSapiens wrote:ok this is prob my best, i named my chameleon como tu that is in spanish "like you" so when girls asked me how was it called i said likeyou and they were awww the i told her the pun she laughed+ i knew their name 8)
should of named it i want to fuck you lololol
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by rockonin » Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:09 pm

m8son wrote:
DiegoSapiens wrote:ok this is prob my best, i named my chameleon como tu that is in spanish "like you" so when girls asked me how was it called i said likeyou and they were awww the i told her the pun she laughed+ i knew their name 8)
should of named it i want to fuck you lololol
No he should of named it Pihhb
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by ehbes » Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:43 pm

rockonin wrote:
m8son wrote:
DiegoSapiens wrote:ok this is prob my best, i named my chameleon como tu that is in spanish "like you" so when girls asked me how was it called i said likeyou and they were awww the i told her the pun she laughed+ i knew their name 8)
should of named it i want to fuck you lololol
No he should of named it Pihhb
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Re: Your Best/Worse Chat-Up line!

Post by Trichome » Fri Jun 27, 2014 9:04 am

Did you fall from heaven?
Cos your face is really fucked up.
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