SNH Confession Box

[lovelydivot]

I'm telling you….

It was so cold - you would have to pay me - large amounts
- to even consider doing it again.


So put that in your pipe and smoke it.



peace up - free love

[lovelydivot]

...no ho-mo

nope - not me…



I'm not talking about butt sex - I just mean being a ho in general…

Not Sporting.

[ezza]

just washed my ass with my mates face scrubber

really need to buy toiler paper

[nousd]

i have pictures of all ur mums printed out and put on my walls

Could you send me the one of my mum. I'm starting to forget what she looked like.
Meanwhile I'll confess that I think I've stayed up too late. Forgive me sweet Jesus.

[magma]

My first ever wank was to a photo of Jennifer Capriati from a Wimbledon programme. Looking back, I think I could've aimed higher.

[nowaysj]

Naw dawg, aim for those tittie boom booms.

[nowaysj]

Was well before the internet

Word, innit

Thought internet was an American term.

[lovelydivot]

This is getting ridiculous - let me clarify…

I was working in the library of the local Community College…
and this guy started to chat me up…

I wasn't interested…
It was obvious that I wasn't interested…
It was laughable - to an extreme - that I wan't interested…
I thought he was textbook slimy. arrogant.

but he just kept on week after week after week….

and somewhere along the line I thought…
Is this guy just completely oblivious to all of the -
obvious negative that I was projecting?!??

So one day I just got ballsy - like angry cold ballsy…
and was like OK Let's DO IT…
Flatly - HATRED on my brow…

So I did - but I was like cold and stiff as a board
- not cooperative in the least.
certainly not participating….
and I was just staring at this guy
- waiting for him to realize
that something was wrong with the picture….

so anyhow - It was just stupid and not sexy or fun or satisfying…
and I was disgusted with myself after the fact.

because it was like - a joke.
zero feeling - just to see if he would ever get a clue
and he didn't.

…and it didn't do me any good to see that through.

That was a long, long time ago…
- in between my first boyfriend and college.

I will never do that again.

That was my idea of "A MAN"…
some arrogant - overly self-assured - inconsiderate man.

did - and will never do, anything for me.
I am no actress, but a cold fish is a cold fish.

[lovelydivot]

So, what do you guys think?

He just walked away thinking he got some…?

[nowaysj]

Probably high fiving someone right now about it. Probably has a forum where he tells beta human android males to just be persistent, the bitches will spread em eventually. You proved his point.

[lovelydivot]

Yeah - well I proved mine as well.

If you want all those easy bitches - just go on...

[BonerJams04]

shaved my pubes with my brothers face razor.

[kidshuffle]

I shave my pubes with my own face razor - boo on that imo.


I once stuck my finger up my roommates ass, in order to help him hoop a big pill full of cocaine. This offended even the gay people in the room. Even the guy who gave me the anal lube to succeed no homo

[OGLemon]

I finger anus for pleasure

[nowaysj]

I finger anus for pleasure

[nowaysj]

shaved my pubes with my brothers face razor.

Your generation is really into your pubes.

[lovelydivot]

…it's excessive don't you think?


Girl from Costa Rica told me….

That if you make the hang10 hand symbol…
and put it up to the side of your mouth…

It means socially - you only have milk teeth…

She also said there's nothing in Costa Rica
except beaches and love hotels…


so confused - What does it all mean….

I'm from - just South of Philadelphia…



We do have Amish…




lol

[lovelydivot]

We don't have Disneyworld...
We have Dutch Wonderland…



sorry - I'm going on one of my hysterical tangents again…

You see the absurdist kicking in…yeah I'm on one…
Back to you Europe…

...cheap you say!!?

[nousd]

I regularly fertilize my imagination with bullshit
...however the florid is more likely true
(but then most of you knew that eh)

[lovelydivot]

And I guess in some bizarre way…
I was respecting his persistence…
By perpetually being available for
seduction with my very existence…

and I was open to feel something...
- If he could at some point, in some way
- ellicit that from me…


I guess I was just surprised at his lack of adaptability….
- or maybe I wasn't surprised - but perplexed
by his inability to perceive futility and respond in some appropriate way.

EXP. We could have been - just good friends
if we were compatible in that way…


But I knew we weren't.


I should have been - just a huge question mark
- in his living room.

Now - seduce that...