SNH Confession Box

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:50 pm

OH SHIT!!! I JUST WON A FUR COAT!!!

WWHHHOOOOOOOOOOT WOOOOO!!!!

Moschino

**PC NOTE** fake fur - please...

Molzie · Post by **Molzie** » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:06 pm

rather than derailing the thread how bout you tell some more dirty stories

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:21 am

How about you? I imagine you are stocked.

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:58 am

One of my aunts was calling me around my birthday a few years ago to get me to go to her house to collect a gift of 20 pounds. I wasn't really that bothered since her house was on the other side of London and we'd only met a handful of times, all before I was 8 years old, and she wouldn't speak to me unless she was insulting or berating me/my mum. She even laughed when her cat scratched me.
With the intro out of the way, when she called me around a month after my birthday she was getting really antsy about me not going over and she started yelling, and I was on my way to an exam or something of the like, so I just hung up on her mid-sentence.

A couple of weeks later she'd passed away because of her sickle cell anemia, I figure that she knew it was coming so I guess that's why she wanted me to visit so badly.

jaydot · Post by **jaydot** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:16 am

jesslem wrote:One of my aunts was calling me around my birthday a few years ago to get me to go to her house to collect a gift of 20 pounds. I wasn't really that bothered since her house was on the other side of London and we'd only met a handful of times, all before I was 8 years old, and she wouldn't speak to me unless she was insulting or berating me/my mum. She even laughed when her cat scratched me.
With the intro out of the way, when she called me around a month after my birthday she was getting really antsy about me not going over and she started yelling, and I was on my way to an exam or something of the like, so I just hung up on her mid-sentence.

A couple of weeks later she'd passed away because of her sickle cell anemia, I figure that she knew it was coming so I guess that's why she wanted me to visit so badly.

Deep.

bennyfroobs · Post by **bennyfroobs** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:57 am

particle-jim wrote:I put a bar of soap up my bum once and it really stung, it wasn't even a sexual thing, I just wanted a cleaner anus

loooool

just remembered i did thsi when i was about 6

it felt horribkle

repressed childhood memory

thx

bennyfroobs · Post by **bennyfroobs** » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:59 am

nowaysj wrote:
OGLemon wrote:I finger anus for pleasure

stop it u

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 2:40 pm

I guess that situation can be looked at as
Karmic Redemption…

Since the previous guy - I myself, pursued kinda relentlessly…

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:41 pm

The first thing I ever properly wanked to was some random how to video to do with sex

Harkat · Post by **Harkat** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:47 pm

damn man those are fuckin rankkk

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:49 pm

I was 11 when this came out…It wasn't the first…

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CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:54 pm

Harkat wrote:damn man those are fuckin rankkk

Thing is I already found some random porn sites accidentally like 2 or 3 years before this

RKM · Post by **RKM** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:55 pm

at least it was educational

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:00 pm

Yeah learned so much from it

last confession for the day - when I was about 6 or 7 I sometimes got boners if I saw girls in bikinis or whatever and I thought this was weird. So one day in front of my sister and parents I tell my dad "dad sometimes my penis goes hard if I see girls" and he just like flips out saying how that's not appropriate and I'm too young

OGLemon · Post by **OGLemon** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:08 pm

I don't remember achieving an erect penis when I was a small child.

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:09 pm

You were clearly living life wrong then

nowaysj · Post by **nowaysj** » Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:41 pm

OGLemon wrote:I don't remember achieving an erect penis when I was a small child.

Check his sig bro.

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 2:42 am

OGLemon wrote:I don't remember achieving an erect penis when I was a small child.

I remember having them around the same time.
There were these two girls in reception, aged 4 to 5 years old, who were absolutely obsessed with sex. I don't think they actually knew what it was but they behaved very sexually, you'd always catch them looking at you while getting changed for PE and once one of them licked my neck during PE. That same one would always tell people I was her boyfriend too, then she'd say that she had 6 of them.

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:35 am

jesslem wrote: one of them licked my neck during PE.

Uhhh

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:59 am

GreenWaffle wrote:Yeah learned so much from it

last confession for the day - when I was about 6 or 7 I sometimes got boners if I saw girls in bikinis or whatever and I thought this was weird. So one day in front of my sister and parents I tell my dad "dad sometimes my penis goes hard if I see girls" and he just like flips out saying how that's not appropriate and I'm too young

remember getting out of the car one day, around 9,
and mum querying (with a grin) "What you got there?"
referring to a bump in my shorts.
Well I'm innocent (thank goodness)
& I dunno what it is except it kinda feels good
so I feel embarrassed and intuit that I should pretend I dunno what she's talking about.
Very unlike mum to be cruel though.

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