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ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:02 pm

nah i don't care for any of that. only thing i do when i go somewhere else is go shopping

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 3:44 pm

ultraspatial wrote:genuinely dislike travelling, especially the booking shit part. think i'm gonna let my girlfriend deal with this

Hate romanians... Hate travelling... You'd be a brilliant English bumpkin.

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 4:37 pm

nobody wrote:
ehbrums1 wrote:my feet hurt
Definitely not exclusive to the first world!

yeah but im complaining about it so thats pretty first world

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:36 am

Rockstar says I might be banned from GTA online because I've blown people's cars up.

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:37 am

That being said, 5 seconds later it told me I'd received $2000 for continued good behaviour.

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:41 am

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:55 pm

New toilet seat doesn't stay up

BonerJams04 · Post by **BonerJams04** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:43 am

i keep accidentally sending texts to the wrong people

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 9:20 am

nobody wrote:New toilet seat doesn't stay up

The seat in trap 3 at work is about 2 inches too wide... or an inch too thin... either way, it's not human bum shaped; thought I was going down with my dump for a second this morning.

soronery · Post by **soronery** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 11:40 am

ate too much lobster last night and woke up around 3am to do a chronicly foul smelling dump

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:52 am

The GTA saga continues:

I've been awarded discounts in all stores because over 90% of people I've interacted with said I was pleasant.

rickyarbino · Post by **rickyarbino** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:12 am

soronery wrote:ate too much lobster last night and woke up around 3am to do a chronicly foul smelling dump

I had a similar situation on wednesday morning. I'd had some poorly cooked salmon, my fault entirely lol, on tuesday and then I woke up at around 5 am with a weird stomach ache and a cold sweat. Tried to take a dump but nothing came out, so I just laid on the bathroom floor and passed out for a bit.

I didn't shit myself, but to say it was unpleasant would be understating.

topmo3 · Post by **topmo3** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:23 am

jesslem wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:genuinely dislike travelling, especially the booking shit part. think i'm gonna let my girlfriend deal with this
Hate romanians... Hate travelling... You'd be a brilliant English bumpkin.

did u just mix romonions with gypsies?

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:17 am

jesslem wrote: Hate romanians... Hate travelling... You'd be a brilliant English bumpkin.

Jesslem you friends with Jaydot

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:11 pm

topmo3 wrote:
jesslem wrote:
ultraspatial wrote:genuinely dislike travelling, especially the booking shit part. think i'm gonna let my girtlfriend deal with this
Hate romanians... Hate travelling... You'd be a brilliant English bumpkin.
did u just mix romonions with gypsies?

Hahahahaha
i reckon ultra apreciates certain gypsies habits like spining grannies

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:18 pm

zigeuner sounds more exotic

keep spinning nans

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:22 pm

Every time i buy things online the couriers never deliver before 2pm to me. Hurry the fuck up parcel force! Still farking waiting!

magma · Post by **magma** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:19 pm

rockonin wrote:Every time i buy things online the couriers never deliver before 2pm to me. Hurry the fuck up parcel force! Still farking waiting!

Real first worlders have concierges to worry about that shit.

I just picked up a sick new can opener from mine, but I don't have a can I need to open.

Might have to eat beans on toast just so I can try it out.

RKM · Post by **RKM** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 3:32 pm

as a beans user

most use ring pull, go for branston

hubb · Post by **hubb** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 4:30 pm

I've heard both good things about skyrim and ring pull but canut decide on which?

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