Post Your Random Thoughts Thread!

[sigbowls]

When are 40 inch 21:9 tv's coming out. I want to watch TV while looking at porn or something instead of using the Internet on my phone

[wolf89]

I feel sorry for the workers who died.

The imaginary workers because that's a satire website

(except with no jokes it seems)

[bennyfroobs]

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanes ... s-16-dead/

poetic justice?

thats hilarious

[hubb]

eaten by a big blue cow

[m8son666]

Lol one of my favourite things is when people believe satire websites

[hubb]

Lol one of my favourite things is when people believe satire websites

http://www.avclub.com/article/ibrass-ey ... -th-100242

Brass eye

This episode takes that hysteria and multiplies it by a thousand, with Morris’ stern anchorman warning of pedophiles (pronounced and spelled “paedophiles” by the Brits) crawling around neighborhoods dressed as schools or using Internet games to spy on children through the eyes of cartoon dogs.

People took offence and directed it at one of the ??? school buildings irl

[bennyfroobs]

looool ^

[ultraspatial]

brilliant

[magma]

Lol one of my favourite things is when people believe satire websites

http://www.avclub.com/article/ibrass-ey ... -th-100242

Brass eye

This episode takes that hysteria and multiplies it by a thousand, with Morris’ stern anchorman warning of pedophiles (pronounced and spelled “paedophiles” by the Brits) crawling around neighborhoods dressed as schools or using Internet games to spy on children through the eyes of cartoon dogs.

People took offence and directed it at one of the ??? school buildings irl

The best Brass Eye bit was when David Amess MP brought up the dangers of Cake in Parliament.

[magma]

A random conversation at work led to us looking up the traditional wedding anniversary gifts on Wikipedia... it's all pretty normal until you get to 90 years.... ENGRAVED MARBLE OR GRANITE (Hallmark's Top Tips for the perfect Wedding Anniversary Gift)

Clearly shorthand for "Married for 90 fucking years? The only thing you two need is a grave."

[Riddles]

to be fair though, they'd have to be at least 106 to reach that. investing in a gravestone wouldn't be a bad shout.

[OGLemon]

A random conversation at work led to us looking up the traditional wedding anniversary gifts on Wikipedia.

peak times

[AxeD]

Office jobs sound pretty good. Reasons to believe about 40% of all time is spent looking stuff up on
the web or talking. I do all of that now and I don't even get paid.

[lazyalf]

The Facta Hyponik mix is silliness of the highest order. On heavy repeat atm.

[topmo3]

yeah office job is basically 40 % work 60 % random shit

[magma]

Has Bernie Ecclestone just got himself off a bribery charge with...a...bribe?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-28656050

A German court has agreed to end the bribery trial of Formula 1 boss Bernie Ecclestone in exchange for a $100m (£60m) payment from him.

[hubb]

btw what an odd combination of names

like Todd Villeneuve or something

[murky21]

see man bribing a german court

[Harkat]

My dream is to have a job like wobbles on here, some ultra bureaucratic paper-shuffling government job where I can browse dsf bants all day. Oassionally redirect someone on the phone to call someone else.

[dickman69]

wobbles works in the peace corps or some shit now

he prob has ebola