The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[nobody]

Went for a meal, nothing fancy, I wasn't drinking alcohol either.

Anyone know what causes piles? My arse hurts so fucking much, I might take an anti inflammatory, it's just swollen veins sticking out your arse yeah?

[hubb]

reading in the loo

inflammatory won't help unfortunately m8

it's like if you had a garden hose and then bend it so no water comes out. The blood is closed off on one side and then you put inflammatory in the other end. It has to gradually seep through by itself or you have to go through surgery where you risk your intestines.


This could be the most elabor8 troll set up ever lol

so (no homo)

[RKM]

yeah bruv stop straining on the toilet

just let it flow

[hubb]

*EDIT*

let's change the subject

[nobody]

I don't fuck about on the toilet, I'm not the type to read or play on my phone whilst shitting.

'Low fiber diet and smaller caliber stool causes a person to strain when having a bowel movement, increasing the pressure within the blood vessels.
Pregnancy is associated with hemorrhoid swelling and is likely due to increased pressure of the enlarged uterus on the rectum and anus. In addition, hormonal changes with pregnancy may weaken the muscles that support the rectum and anus.
Prolonged sitting on the toilet may increase pressure within the hemorrhoid blood vessels
Obesity
Diarrhea, both acute and chronic
Colon cancer
Previous rectal surgery
Spinal cord injury and lack of erect posture'

Only thing here that could affect me is colon cancer, or maybe the posture thing? My posture's not great but I don't think that'll makes veins pop out of my arse!


this is really painful, lying on my side is ok

[DrGatineau]

go to the doctor dude

[dickman69]

they normally dont just appear after a day

id definitely go to the doctor asap

[nobody]

I had a particularly heavy legs session 3 days ago, lots of squats, that might have contributed, dunno. I'll go doctors tomorrow. fuck.

[finji]

rip

[Molzie]

Owwwie. I hope ur ass feels better soon x

[wub]

Stick a hot needle in it.

[xtcvsmistycold]

I had a particularly heavy legs session 3 days ago

[Phigure]

a few weeks ago a tree in the yard was removed and there was an ant colony in the root system

last few weeks all the displaced ants have been trying to start shit in the house... theyre in the walls now... one day theyll be all over the kitchen counters, you get rid of them and then the next day they start coming out of wall sockets and shower in the bathroom... today theyre back in my room and they went for my expedit

[Harkat]

a few weeks ago a tree in the yard was removed and there was an ant colony in the root system

some babyonian ants

[DrGatineau]

a few weeks ago a tree in the yard was removed and there was an ant colony in the root system

last few weeks all the displaced ants have been trying to start shit in the house... theyre in the walls now... one day theyll be all over the kitchen counters, you get rid of them and then the next day they start coming out of wall sockets and shower in the bathroom... today theyre back in my room and they went for my expedit

spray ant killer in any place you find them coming from and cover the holes they crawl out of with duct tape. that's what i've done in my apt. worked pretty well

[Phigure]

yeah but that looks hideous lol

been using silicone caulk

[ehbes]

been using silicone caulk

That's called a dildo

[SignalRecon]

Theres a worldwide media campaign trying to push Paris Hilton as "Actually DJ'ing" and its fucking annoying.

Via "Your EDM" on Facebook (/puke)

[jrkhnds]

I'm on in 50min (dj set) and the guys before me are going full on nodebleed dnb. fml.

[wub]

I'm on in 50min (dj set) and the guys before me are going full on nodebleed dnb. fml.

Are the crowd loving it, or ready for your smooth rod of musical education?