The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

[ehbes]

Is he a safe dude or do you need to let him know who's the alpha?

tell him straight off that he gets three warnings and he's already used up two by making eye contact with you. then go fuck his bed.

standard procedure

[OGLemon]

then go fuck his bed.

holy shit

[Sexual_Chocolate]

jus cum in his pillow. will get the job done.

[Liam92]

roommate just texts me "You care if Chris passes out on the floor" yeah i kinda do mind if a kid i've never met is passed out on my floor when i get up tomorrow

Piihb

[Reese_Liar]

jus cum in his pillow. will get the job done.

Or rather, on his toothbrush. Then say nothing until the end of the year (repeating the procedure each time he gets a new one of course) and reveal your evil plan, then watch him silently regret all his past life decisions as he curls up into a little ball.

It's the long con.

[Sexual_Chocolate]

roommate just texts me "You care if Chris passes out on the floor" yeah i kinda do mind if a kid i've never met is passed out on my floor when i get up tomorrow

Piihb

[kidshuffle]

roommate just texts me "You care if Chris passes out on the floor" yeah i kinda do mind if a kid i've never met is passed out on my floor when i get up tomorrow

Piihb

We're playin by prison rules now

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

Hangover pisses me off when there is no weed

[AxeD]

Hangover pisses me off when there is no weed

[Forum]

roommate just texts me "You care if Chris passes out on the floor" yeah i kinda do mind if a kid i've never met is passed out on my floor when i get up tomorrow

Piihb

We're playin by prison rules now

Top bunk or bottom?

[ezza]

lol ffs ehbs wat happened to #uniLife

[ehbes]

lol ffs ehbs wat happened to #uniLife

lol dude was some sketchy transfer kid who tried to sell me coke like 20 feet from a cop car. Then he started screaming at his girl so we ditched him

[topmo3]

i can never experience american uni life must be amazing with all the frat parties and sorority sluts

[DJoe]

so some womens been beheaded by a breh in edmonton.
bare helicopters all over north london and police for the last few hours

[DJoe]

[ezza]

^ fuck http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014 ... don-garden

[DrGatineau]

No one says it's motivated by religious extremism / jihad but I wouldn't doubt that's this incident and the recent beheadings by ISIS are somehow related.

For example suicide rates often increase following a high profile suicide because the media attention injects the idea into peoples heads making them more likely to commit copycat crimes.

Although it could be jihad and the media are just being cautious about it until it's totally confirmed.

[dansci]

Things that pissed me off today:

September 3rd: "oh shit, I'm going hard with these synths...I may have 2 or 3 songs out by October 29th"
September 4th: "ok backup plan... I'll have the preview out by November 29th..."

[sigbowls]

gay day with hangover

[rickyarbino]

i can never experience american uni life must be amazing with all the frat parties and sorority sluts