Thing that made me crack the fuck up today:
I was sitting in the required senior English class for my school earlier. It's one of those classes everyone has to take but nobody wants to be there. It was only the second class of the semester, and the professor asks us if we like writing or don't like writing, and this kid who actually looks like he's 26-30 (started college late) raises his hand and is like "i don't want to insult you but I don't like writing and btw you contradicted yourself when you said we have to write a minimum 10 page paper but you also want us to be concise." and the professor's just like "okaaaaayyyyy anyone else?" and no one really says anything and then the same kid raises his hand again and is just like "okay i'm gonna go on a little bit of a rant here, i hope that's okay..." and then he goes off on how much he fucking hates english and writing, and then he starts raising his voice and yelling dramatically like one of those people in those douchey videos and recites this fucking poem that he apparently thought up in his head during class about how much he hates writing. and it fuckin rhymed and everything.
I never thought I would actually come into contact with one of these people but holy shit it was pretty hilarious everyone in the class was just struggling to stifle their laughter
And I looked at his desk and he didn't have any notes or phone out or anything. he literally memorized a minute long poem about how much he hates english and writing.
