The good advice and life hacks thread

[wub]

Put your smartphone on flight mode and it charges faster

[CreamLord]

Likewise, if you have a smartphone put it on flight mode when you go to bed and the battery will barely drain overnight

[Reese_Liar]

Also, if you have a plane, put it on smartphone mode and you can go to bed

[CreamLord]

What if I have a bed and it doesn't have smartphone mode, can I still go on a plane?

[Lye_Form]

Stick your plane in bed phone mode and you will be smarter when you charge

[AxeD]

Also, if you have a plane, put it on smartphone mode and you can go to bed

You get 5 points for that one. I give out like 3 a week on average.

[kruptah]

[test_recordings]

Even better, just turn your phone off to make it charge fastest... why do you need it on while you sleep if it can't receive anything to notify you when you wake up!?

Also, get familiar with the expected lifetime for goods' laws in your country. My phone company tried to charge me for repairing a rusted charge port that went after two months! They claimed the phone was waterproof as well, said nothing about rust in the manuals or anything. I went to a lawyer and he agreed with me that it's unreasonable to make me pay when I can't do anything about the poor design. They paid but I had to stick it to them with the threat of a lawsuit which I would have done just to embarrass them...

[CreamLord]

When in doubt

Bash one out

[RKM]

^ do that before making any big decision

[OGLemon]

don't get a payday loan

[sixs]

jo,td

[butter_man]

try and fashion a life away from people that is as rich or more richer than socailly, as possible. this is a good place to dwell when most relationships seem vacuous and fickle.
it makes you more interesting but less tolerable therefore less liked but content with your solitude.
why should I put up with another persons habits and annoyances? a need to be not lonely, pah! loneliness is for the uninteresting. and Im finding people tedious today, or is that me? i dunno, I checked when alone and all was fine. now your here euuuurrrrhjh

[kidshuffle]

^wtf

[hubb]

^ do that before making any big decision

except if you're deciding on having a baby. you dont want 2nds

[Harkat]

Never ever say the word "lifehack", to prevent people from thinking you're a gigantic tosser

[sigbowls]

eat before going out to eat with your family then get a stake, then take it home and eat it with rice. tasts good

[Harkat]

many people keep change in their drawers, if you're visiting your friend and he leaves the room, quickly check if they have any money in their drawers, and you can subsizide your next bus ride. However, be careful not to take too much, as your friend may become suspiscious

[CreamLord]

many people keep change in their drawers, if you're visiting your friend and he leaves the room, quickly check if they have any money in their drawers, and you can subsizide your next bus ride. However, be careful not to take too much, as your friend may become suspiscious

Thug life hacks

[sixs]

Don't steal from yr mates