The good advice and life hacks thread

[kidshuffle]

many people keep change in their drawers, if you're visiting your friend and he leaves the room, quickly check if they have any money in their drawers, and you can subsizide your next bus ride. However, be careful not to take too much, as your friend may become suspiscious

Thats greasy

However, when my friend took the bus , he used to just give like 45 cents in small change so it looked like he was paying more

[topmo3]

another lyf hack always keep a potato peeler with u if you stumble by a friend at the bustop when it's dark u can take the peeler to their throat and ask 4 some change now that's a great life hack

[Lye_Form]

many people keep change in their drawers, if you're visiting your friend and he leaves the room, quickly check if they have any money in their drawers, and you can subsizide your next bus ride. However, be careful not to take too much, as your friend may become suspiscious

Thats greasy

However, when my friend took the bus , he used to just give like 45 cents in small change so it looked like he was paying more

[hubb]

just substitute drawer with pants imo

makes for a fun game

[butter_man]

^wtf

if you were aware of the socail fuckery and its subsequent pitfalls in these ends picking up a good book instead of venturing outdoors to be 'socail' is probably a good idea.

I could go into it, but it would already harm my already tarnished web-butter man image to recall some of the scenarios I have just seen fester, decay, rekindle and reform in some sort of meat-opinion puppet. All mixed, conjoined, fused by cum and saliva and the digesting. stinking holes to breathe, concieve, all facing to and from each other, dancing to the baton of my thoughts.

who wouldnt want this away.

[Jizz]

i am interested in hearing more of this socail commentary

[EmmanuelBaddyBoyOr]

[danny_scrilla]

Whatever you do, don't fuck up the base.

[sixs]

Socal fuckery

[rickyarbino]

Type "Dubstep" but in your accent.

[sigbowls]

poop out in your garden, plants like poo

[CreamLord]

poop on a bitch, bitches like poo

[magma]

Minimise the alienating effects of going back to work after a holiday by simply never going back to work.

[particle-jim]

Minimise the alienating effects of going back to work after a holiday by simply never going back to work.

this is more or less the approach I've taken since being signed off on long term sick leave

[Molzie]

[cyclopian]

Do you actually have trouble pouring juice?

[Molzie]

pouring and pissing, yes

[OGLemon]

possibly NSFW

[+] Spoiler

[pulsewaves4stopsines]

Get a basket, or a bag of some sort. Now you'll always be able to hold all those limes.

But on a serious note, I've been trying this trick to fall asleep faster. It's worked to varying degrees of success, so it might not be all that great. Keep one eye open for as long as you can, then close it. It's weird, but some nights I'll literally pass out within seconds of closing my eye. But I'm not sure if this is legit though.

[OGLemon]

I've been trying this trick to fall asleep faster.

[insert dungeon joke here]