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Re: The things that pissed you off today ™ thread

Post by nobody » Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:08 am

Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
Call police, lol, get restraining order, say you are scared for your life
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Post by wub » Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:12 am

Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
Go full no contact. Call your mobile provider and get her (and his) numbers blocked from calling your mobile if it persists.

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Post by Johoosh » Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:23 am

Shout Wub

Tbf i just went pub and bought myself a ticket to that Commodo rave in Brixton
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Post by nowaysj » Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:26 am

Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
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Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed Oct 01, 2014 7:49 am

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Post by ultraspatial » Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:44 am

nobody wrote:
Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
Call police, lol, get restraining order, say you are scared for your life
tbh this

or get a hidden camera. go to his house to try to talk to him, be as polite as you can. if he tries to beat you, you'll have evidence. drag his ass to court

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Post by RKM » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:14 am

Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
u know where he lives duppy him
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Post by Johnlenham » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:25 am

Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
yikes. What happened?

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Post by kidshuffle » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:27 am

Slit his throat imo
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Post by Johoosh » Wed Oct 01, 2014 10:58 am

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Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
u know where he lives duppy him
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Post by Lye_Form » Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:05 am

Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
Add him on facebook.

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Post by AxeD » Wed Oct 01, 2014 11:45 am

someone on the internet wrote:The xx are more influential than the Velvet Underground..
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Post by DiegoSapiens » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:23 pm

not like velvet underground were very influential, they had a pretty unique style, some people copied it but not like they opened the new path of rock. the xx is clearly more influential
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Post by hubb » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:33 pm

Lye_Form wrote:is hubb a doctor?
:cornlol: no, but kind of a hypochondriac with too many doctors in my family.

A lot of Arabs prefer to drink hot drinks in the heat. Because it takes less energy from the system not having to cool it down eventhough it seems nuts.

Also when you follow the coastline down the mediterranian you will notice how the cuisine will have more and more salt and transferable fats, which is 'probably' because it helps retain water in that climate.

++++ my grandmother almost croaked due to a lack of salt in the middle of the jungle in Borneo, so we had to make her eat some crisps in 40 degree heat.
Because we knew she had had enough water, so it 'had to be' the salt balance.
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Post by hubb » Wed Oct 01, 2014 12:37 pm

johoosh


you tell him that other members of his family find asphixiation to be highly erotic and not some violent ting you can go around threatening with
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Post by OGLemon » Wed Oct 01, 2014 1:51 pm

Johoosh wrote:What is the correct procedure to take when after breaking up with your long term GF her dad rings you up and promises to strangle you if he ever sees you again?
kill him before he kills you

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Post by RKM » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:25 pm

hubb wrote:[

++++ my grandmother almost croaked due to a lack of salt in the middle of the jungle in Borneo, so we had to make her eat some crisps in 40 degree heat.
Because we knew she had had enough water, so it 'had to be' the salt balance.
this is such a hubb family story
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Post by CreamLord » Wed Oct 01, 2014 4:28 pm

Johoosh wrote:Shout Wub

Tbf i just went pub and bought myself a ticket to that Commodo rave in Brixton
Take him to see Commodo imo
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Post by hubb » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:03 pm

RKM wrote:
hubb wrote:[

++++ my grandmother almost croaked due to a lack of salt in the middle of the jungle in Borneo, so we had to make her eat some crisps in 40 degree heat.
Because we knew she had had enough water, so it 'had to be' the salt balance.
this is such a hubb family story
I can see how that sounds weird lol or made up - my family is pretty strange tbf
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Post by nowaysj » Wed Oct 01, 2014 5:44 pm

hubb wrote:my family is pretty strange tbf
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