NWJ - True Story

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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by sigbowls » Tue Oct 07, 2014 5:39 pm

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Re: NWJ - True Story

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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by esfandyar » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:00 pm

your pubes might be long enough to act like tendrils? they had a sweet tooth and attempted to satiate the craving for candy? my only logical guess.
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Post by DrGatineau » Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:10 pm

this is why you should always shave/trim your ball hair
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by BonerJams04 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:48 am

At what point did people start shaving their pubes en masse

Why is my generation hairless yet NWJ Is rocking the mane?
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by OGLemon » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:10 am

I heard pubes can block government EMFs
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by DrGatineau » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:58 am

OGLemon wrote:I heard pubes can block government EMFs
it's true, call me an exhibitionist.
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by AxeD » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:03 am

BonerJams04 wrote:At what point did people start shaving their pubes en masse
At no point. This is an indication that you might be turning into a douche.
Or you're from the US.
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by sigbowls » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:06 am

you will turn into bigfoot if you keep shaving your body
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by nowaysj » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:30 am

OGLemon wrote:I heard pubes can block government EMFs
Recall hearing something about native Americans in ww2 being used as special trackers, or some type of special forces, but they were forced to cut their hair and ostensibly lost their skills, or had a decrease in their abilities. Subsequently there was some type of study done which confirmed the results.

So, if the hair on your head can alert you to danger, I'm sure your pubes can direct you to the puss.
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by BonerJams04 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:38 am

girls don't laugh at my dick as much ever since I started shaving. the illusion of size
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by nousd » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:23 am

I rang up our old friend Dr Wompa
he says it represents your suppressed desire to have a baby,
specifically a ginger.
He cannot explain smegma's willingness to eat that child.
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Re: NWJ - True Story

Post by DrGatineau » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:25 am

nousd wrote:smegma
nousd wrote:smegma
nousd wrote:smegma

nousd wrote:smegma

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