The good advice and life hacks thread

[m8son666]

wtf are they

[Samuel_L_Damnson]

looks like love hearts imo

[m8son666]

hmm in that case big up

[cyclopian]

nah they are a different consistency and flavor than love hearts

[topmo3]

When Harkat discovers Lidl he will prob die.

i'm confident Norway has LIDL as well lol

[rickyarbino]

Sound on my laptop is fucked, is this video any good?

[goose]

nope. that technique looks like a lot of unnecessary fucking around.

imo the easiest method is buying the duvet covers with the corner holes so you can reach down and pull it up through.

[rickyarbino]

Some of the wine drinking massive may find this useful.

[goose]

good trick but I can't remember the last time I brought a bottle of wine that wasn't a screw top.

[RKM]

my advice- if you're trying to jam the cork in with a knife, wrap that shit in a tea towel cos you will spray red wine on your garms/kitchen wall

[rickyarbino]

Or, just use a flip flop, slipper, or shoe.

[cyclopian]

Or, just use a flip flop, slipper, or shoe.

or a corkscrew innit

what kind of idiot buys a bottle of wine and doesn't have a bottle opener ffs?

Its like buying raw meat and realizing you dont have any means to cook it

I guess you could rub some sticks together and light your shoes on fire tho for the BBQ

[RKM]

cos someone nicked ours and most of the time you assume a 4 pound bottle of wine will have a screw top

and do not have the patience for that shoe method

[rickyarbino]

Or, just use a flip flop, slipper, or shoe.

or a corkscrew innit

what kind of idiot buys a bottle of wine and doesn't have a bottle opener ffs?

Its like buying raw meat and realizing you dont have any means to cook it

I guess you could rub some sticks together and light your shoes on fire tho for the BBQ

Need to drink outdoors more often imo.

[nousd]

avoid white pants
particularly if your urethra leaks

[AxeD]

How do I know if my urethra is leaking? And don't say wear white pants.

[CreamLord]

Put the tip on your hand, do you feel moisture?
If yes then your urethra is leaking
If no then there's no problem

[ehbes]

good trick but I can't remember the last time I brought wine that didn't come in a box.