When you piss...

[magma]

Not sure if that's another reference to south park? Like I said I've never been a fan

Bollocks; entirely missed syrup's post.

But yeah, "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce".. good episode actually!

[nobody]

I can't believe 39 people have voted

[CreamLord]

You've started something

[lkd]

dont rip off the toilet paper though, its just a bit of piss that im sure the next person wont mind

#dontwastethetrees

Once read somewhere (may have been b3ta) about a guy who would pull the paper out a long way, and wipe his arse with the first section, not rip it off and methodically roll it back into the dispenser....as a prank.

Balls out the whole way, rest the old chap on them while i piss

[goose]

I sit down to piss

[rickyarbino]

in my elementary school there were a few kids whod use the bathroom by going by the urinal, wearing their pants and underwear by the ankles, and just doing it all right there

At primary school I remember someone took a shit in a urinal once, they announced it in assembly

Do you live in South Park?

That's happened at three schools I've been to tbf.


The worst one was when I moved to the Virginia, on my first day I slipped out of lunch to catch a breather from all the questions and found a cubicle that had shit smeared all over the floor and walls.

[RKM]

im a big fan of the occasional sitdown one

[rickyarbino]

I'd say I sit about 85% of the time. I'm weirdly left handed when I stand up.

[nobody]

I'd say I sit about 85% of the time. I'm weirdly left handed when I stand up.

That's a lot of weeing sitting down

[wolf89]

My balls seem a bit much to fit though the zip as well to be honest.

[nowaysj]

Had an opportunity to do a bit of research today, gents, and I'm happy to report a resounding, BALLS IN!

Jebzus, you balls out people really must be yankin my chain. I cannot imagine wearing any kind of decent attire and going balls out in a public restroom (or any other kind or restroom, really).

And again, that is with belt and button undone, and unzipped.

[finji]

Where's the pants round the ankles standing up option?