Terror in Canada

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Terrorist sounds better than, lets say, mentally ill crack addicted kid who turned Muslim a few years ago and tried to rob a McDonalds with a sharpened stick and let himself get caught so he could go to jail and receive free addiction therapy. He tried to confess to a fictional robbery before that, and when he got out, he told everyone in court if they didn't keep him in he would do something even worse to make sure they kept him in for good.

Ottawa shooter tried to rob Vancouver McDonald’s with stick
http://bc.ctvnews.ca/ottawa-shooter-tri ... -1.2068636


Ottawa shooter Michael Zehaf-Bibeau attempted to confess to a historical armed robbery that the RCMP believed didn’t happen, then attempted an armed robbery at a McDonald’s to go to jail, court recordings provided to CTV News show.
It was all part of a bizarre plan by the man who attacked Parliament Hill to get to jail to atone for his sins and get clean from a crack addiction, the audio recordings show.
“Perfect, perfect,” a Zehaf-Bibeau says with a French accent on the tapes, when he is finally allowed to be incarcerated. “The RCMP are investigating.”

Zehaf-Bibeau visited the Burnaby detachment of the RCMP to claim he had committed an armed robbery in Quebec 10 years ago, but an officer could find no evidence of the crime. Instead, the RCMP arrested Zehaf Bibeau under the B.C.’s Mental Health Act, and released him the next day.
Zehaf-Bibeau then attempted to rob a Vancouver McDonald’s with a pointed stick, the recording reveals.
His grin unnerved the McDonald’s clerk, who asked if the man was serious. Zehaf-Bibeau said, “Yes, hand over the money, homeboy.”
The McDonald’s clerk refused, telling Zihaf-Bibeau that he had already phoned the police.
“Beat it,” the clerk said.
Zehaf-Bibeau walked out of the McDonald’s, and dropped his stick on the pavement to wait for police arrived.
That’s when he was arrested and court workers concluded that he may have an undiagnosed mental health disorder, in addition to being addicted to crack.
At a Dec. 19, 2011 bail hearing, Zehaf-Bibeau told the court that he didn’t want to be on the outside.
“I wanted to come to jail,” he said. “The RCMP couldn’t do the work fast enough."
“I warned them that if you can’t keep me in I will do something right now to put me in.”
He was kept in jail pending his trial and given a psych assessment.
“The accused is aware of his charged and possible consequences of conviction,” said the psychiatrist. “He wants to be in jail as he believes this is the only way he can overcome his addiction to crack cocaine.”
“He has been a devoted Muslim for seven years and he believes he must spend time in jail as a sacrifice to pay for his mistakes in the past and he hopes to be a better man when he is eventually released.
I am unable to find any features or signs of a mental illness and although he seems to be making an unusual choice this is insufficient basis for a diagnosis of a mental disorder. I recommend that the accused is presumed fit to stand trial,” the psychiatrist wrote.
On Feb. 22, 2012, Zehaf-Bibeau was sentenced to time served.
There is no record in that proceeding of a historical armed robbery, though Zehaf-Bibeau does have a criminal record in Quebec.

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And then the US media:

--Yet another Jihadi terror attack in Canada. Every Muslim extremist attack since 9/11 has come from the Northern not the Southern border. We should get over our obssession with penetrations by undocumented immigrants of the Mexican border and focus on the real threat from the Great White North.
When you hear another politician bitching about the porous southern border, bust them with the truth.
The danger is from homeground or Canada-based terrorists, not from Juan and Maria who just want to wash dishes, mow lawns, baby sit or work in the fields to make a better life for their children.
-Geraldo Rivera

Fucking twat

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And then the US media:

--Yet another Jihadi terror attack in Canada. Every Muslim extremist attack since 9/11 has come from the Northern not the Southern border. We should get over our obssession with penetrations by undocumented immigrants of the Mexican border and focus on the real threat from the Great White North.
When you hear another politician bitching about the porous southern border, bust them with the truth.
The danger is from homeground or Canada-based terrorists, not from Juan and Maria who just want to wash dishes, mow lawns, baby sit or work in the fields to make a better life for their children.
-Geraldo Rivera

Fucking twat

tbf though the southern border IS crazy, man are fully walled in like Berlin, some stringent shit going on there, it's mental

but yeah the whole thing about terrorists coming from Canada is a bit daft and ott

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yea true,


But then out of left field this morning, no one could have possibly ever imagined this would happen:

Stephen Harper is vowing a speedy passage of legislation that would boost the powers of Canada’s spy agency and police forces after a gunman’s attack in Ottawa.

“Our laws and police powers need to be strengthened in the area of surveillance, detention and arrest,” the Prime Minister told the House of Commons. “They need to be much strengthened. I assure members that work which is already under way will be expedited.”
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/nat ... e21282699/

So just to make sure im getting this straight, because a crackhead from BC shot up parliament and FULL ON told the government, the cops, and the courts that he was going to do so...we need to pass a bill that magically erodes all of our civil liberties and privacy to a post-US 2010 // 130 level to increase our ability to detect and prevent these things.

Seems legit.

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I was gona say a check-point near parliament or maybe increased security or like, a lock on the door but sure, that sounds fair. For fuck sake.