Why do we all get drunk?

[karmacazee]

Yes, I'm pissed right now.

So go on, discuss...

Relevant : http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/dcp171778_338863.pdf

I mean, the stats say that the percentage is falling, but overall the majority of adults in the UK get pissed on a regular basis.

But why?

[wobbles]

to lower ambitions,

to increase bravery

to make sense of your miserable life

to soothe pain

to heighten happiness

to pork fat chicks

sport

addiction

[Blenky]

so the voices go away

[kruptah]

Just finished off a glass of Jim Beam & a Cohiba.

[karmacazee]

If you can guess what I've been drinking you win a prize.

[OGLemon]

has to do with the fall of the British empire imo

[skins345669]

because sometimes it's fun

/thread

[Harkat]

Shit just makes more sense when you're drunk, allowing you to move forwards without doubt

[wobbles]

dudes hammered ^

[ehbes]

Sometimes for a good time

Sometimes to forget people

Always one or the other

[wobbles]

sometimes to meet people

sometimes to bond with your friends after a mutual friend dies

[Harkat]

sure

[sigbowls]

so you can get to a bar where theres girls and sometimes bars are haunted

[Phigure]

to lower ambitions,

to increase bravery

to make sense of your miserable life

to soothe pain

to heighten happiness

to pork fat chicks

sport

addiction

to eat phones

[nousd]

to loosen the constraints, get sloppy & pally
but even though I still drink, I don't get drunk anymore.

[ehbes]

for instance, im drunk now so i can fall asleep without thinking of my bitch ex

[Phigure]

for instance, im drunk now so i can fall asleep without thinking of my bitch ex

we know, you already indicated so:

Sometimes for a good time

Sometimes to forget people

Always one or the other

feel for u tho

[ehbes]

<3

[nobody]

I don't

[ultraspatial]

to serve the alcohol-leisure complex