things that have made you happy today

[wobbles]

PR IN STRAVA MOTHERFUCKERS IM BACK

[wobbles]

and now the comedown

/suicide

[wobbles]

holy shit I need a hug

[OGLemon]

[wobbles]

can you tell me a story that you have experienced recently? will cheer me up IMO

[OGLemon]

I'll try.

The day is Friday and I'd not taken a shit since Tuesday. As I walked back home I could fell a turd sticking its head out of my anus, begging to be released into the next plane existence. What am I to do but oblige? The request was so urgent that I ran to the bathroom. My hands caress my thighs as the clothing is stripped from my body. I sit down. It is time. My penis rubs against the mouth of the porcelain god, but I do not become aroused for I am on day 6 of not masturbating. I close my eyes and realize that I'm still listening to Norwood Soul Patrol's Rinse Show from the 19th.

Ursula Rucker whispers into my ear

I've watched you for so long
I must have you
Sirens have nothing on my song
My song is ageless and perfect
Angel's envy my song
You must be strong
To resist this
I've seduced men you thought were myth
Gods have murdered mortals over me
They died with my name on their lips
My tastes on their tongue
My love is the only one
You need

Come rest your earthly burdens on my breasts
You'll find them firm like virgin
Irresistible like goddess
My breasts are filled with Neptune's nectar
One sip and you'll be mine

Now sink into my sea soft skin
Where your fantasy begins
Don't fight, you'll never win
I know, my hair is memorizing
It reflects the colors of sun's rising and set
You'll never forget my wet wonder
Come under
My kiss will keep you safe
What seems to you like minutes
In my world is endless days
Ride my waves of pleasure
Forever

You're human hands like magic through my coral strands
As our bodies melt into the sands of the ocean floor
I'm deep into your love...

But wait
My seduction has now become a dangerous attraction
I can't breathe
I... I can't breathe

I'm drowning in your love
Drowning
Drowning
Drowning in your love
Drowning
Drowning
I'm drowning in your love

Save me
I can't breathe
I, I can't breathe

I have to safe myself
I'm losing myself in your love
I pleaded with the Gods to save me
I've pleasured all of you so many times
One of you, please save me
I am... drowning

Who... who are you?
And... and why are you saving me?

He said,
"I've loved you from afar with a child's heart and a man's longing
I know you better than you know yourself
Better than any man, myth or immortal
I've watched you seduced for centuries
In the search of a creature who could please you
Fire your desires
He could have never made you happy
You have died in his world
Too cold, too cold

I've waited for this moment to swim off into the current with you
Don't be afraid
Your search is over
That's all you need to know
Swim with me
Up into the current
Swim with me
Love with me
Don't be afraid

Swim with me...
Love with me...
Up into the current...
Come with me...



With that, I'm done. My friends swim in the water and I send them off.

The end.

[wobbles]

I enjoyed the bit about taking a poo and listening to the radio, but I lost you when you copy pasta'd

[TheIntrospectionist]

El Clasico
Hilarious GTA session with one of my roomates
and, more importantly, I finally found my card key to get in and out of the block (so glad i put off asking for a replacement which I would probably have to pay something silly like £5 for)

[sigbowls]

hulk future imperfect. i havent listend to it for years. sad

[hifi]

new lord raja almost out

[Phigure]

Recovered the project file for one of my favorite beats of last year

Still not gonna end up finishing it tho

[ehbes]

Breath?!?!!

[Phigure]

I was afraid I might give you false hope with that post haha

[hubb]

GET IN !!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.barbie.com/en-us/game/Rock-N-Harmony

[RKM]

yeees new daw

[Johoosh]

Dead Prez were live-o last night, good 300-400 ppl caught our set too + got an encore!

Fake fake rekkids

[kidshuffle]

My homie just signed a contract to go play some greasy minor league hockey in Connecticut.

Living expenses + $300 a week to go be a goon and fight people

[Harkat]

New Lil Ugly Mane album

[ehbes]

My homie just signed a contract to go play some greasy minor league hockey in Connecticut.

Living expenses + $300 a week to go be a goon and fight people

theres no doubt in my mind its in hartford

[jrkhnds]

last night was wicked. had DLR and Cern over - both smashed it. Cern played a lot of heavy breaks, which was refreshing. His forthcoming album material sounds dope aswell. DLR refused to leave the decks and just played until the club turned the lights on and kicked everybody out, resulting three hour set of intense metalheadz bangs and snares. it was brilliant.