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magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:12 am

We had mice in our flat a few years back... I was racking up bodies faster than Lorne Malvo.

The worst two were both as a result of "humane" trapping methods being used by my housemate... came into his room to find he'd trapped one under a plastic bag and pinned it around the sides with random junk from his room.

"So what are you going to do with it now? Leave it to starve to death?!"

He let me finish that one off with a hammer. My first in a short spree of rodent hammer attacks.

I think the most gruesome one was when he used one of the supposedly humane "sticky" traps... poor little bastard was still alive, but glued so firmly to the trap that when I tried to free him outside, he just tore in two in my hands.

Forum · Post by **Forum** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:14 am

I catch moths in my hand and release them

I've done mercy killings on a few mice and birds the cats have half killed, nothing more

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:21 am

^lol Magma that is so fuckin metal

hammer smashed mice - animal corpse etc etc...

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:26 am

Also any insect that dares to come into my bedroom has to die by my hands as a matter of principle, I'm hoping that eventually one day they will learn it's not safe and won't try it anymore

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:47 am

Strangled a few prostitutes

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 9:48 am

Bugs can do whatever outside, but moment the invade my room, they have to die

cyclopian · Post by **cyclopian** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:22 am

We get these motherfuckers a bunch where I live, its on the few 'bugs' I really cant stand

Bugs/spiders are generally ok for me until they get to the point when you can make out their features from a distance.

Kochari · Post by **Kochari** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:38 am

Never killed anything bigger than an insect, and haven't even done that for a few years now. I strongly remember my brother kicking an ants' nest when we were little and my dad going beserk, probably a factor in why I try not to kill anything now. That and the whole ahimsa thing

ThomasEll · Post by **ThomasEll** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:44 am

Thought this was gonna be a thread about people admitting to be serial killers, didn't realise that it was going to be serial bug killers.

finji · Post by **finji** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:46 am

accidentally stood on one of my gerbils once when I was a kid

crunch, squeak, and tears.

CreamLord · Post by **CreamLord** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:46 am

This thread needs some more roadmans

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:47 am

You don't get to tattoo a tear drop for a cicada... this thread should be for vertebrate slayings only.

magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:48 am

finji wrote:accidentally stood on one of my gerbils once when I was a kid

crunch, squeak, and tears.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 11:52 am

finji wrote:accidentally stood on one of my gerbils once when I was a kid

crunch, squeak, and tears.

bare foot?

ezza · Post by **ezza** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:06 pm

mom bought me 2 mice and the same night i left them in the snow

shot a pigeon from real close up and it didnt die so i stepped on it and it exploded. that felt nasty

my mom had a duck that i had to kill too cus it got bit my sumut. breaking its neck was weird cus it was so long

ended up in like a u-bend.
one of these

ive thought of joining the army bare times just to find out what real killing would be like too tbf. i reckon it would change you

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:27 pm

insects, birds, snakes (by request only), sheep (for food), roos/wombats/devils (roadkill)
and if I did kill that bloke, it was only through incompetent first aid.

AxeD · Post by **AxeD** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 12:31 pm

I knew this thread would be 99% people squishing bugs, but Agent strangling some pets
to death definitely crossed my mind as well.

I used to do target shooting for sport and this one kid told a story about killing a frog with
a firecracker.. he was banned for life. I have only killed fish and bugs afaik.
My parents asked me too take down some magpies once, but it felt wrong.

DiegoSapiens · Post by **DiegoSapiens** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:01 pm

well yeah i have hunted bunny and ducks too
i also was bad with some dogs and cate of some of my mate that i hated when they didnt see

violence to animals and burning stuff during childhood is common in every serial killer

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:08 pm

DiegoSapiens wrote:well yeah i have hunted bunny and ducks too
i also was bad with some dogs and cate of some of my mate that i hated when they didnt see
violence to animals and burning stuff during childhood is common in every serial killer

ultraspatial · Post by **ultraspatial** » Wed Oct 29, 2014 2:21 pm

lit a mate on fire once #bants

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