Mail-Order Brides

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:12 pm

Personta Rays - that is fucking awesome

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 3:35 pm

brother's mate got a Russian bride down to Tassie.
After the marriage & residency was assured,
she got her mafia male relos out
and had them rip off & threaten the ex.

I can't be bothered ordering one so I'm considering going down to the dead letter office.

alphacat · Post by **alphacat** » Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:42 pm

^ Lucky he only got hassled/ripped off. There's a documented trend of these women marrying a mark, getting life insurance, and then having their "brother" (who is just as often not their brother but their boyfriend or pimp) to take 'em out.

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:42 am

lol fuck paying for a mail order bride, just talk to foreign girls on the internet for long enough and eventually it'll pay off... It worked for me anyway

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:24 pm

I don't think there is anything wrong about meeting people on the internet -

You can probably have better conversations than trying to yell cheeky shit over a soundsystem...

The biggest issue I can see - after being careful to avoid jokers and scamsters - is the distance

- and the fact that it still has to work in real time.

I fucking hate the bar scene - more fucking packs of frat clowns in those places - I'm dating at the grocery store...

Joking - I'm not dating at all. I don't even talk in public.

I'm reading the internet and intermittantly working on my shit - I go for take out here and there.

That last one was really bad.

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:44 pm

serious - dead

particle-jim · Post by **particle-jim** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:45 pm

lovelydivot wrote:I don't think there is anything wrong about meeting people on the internet -

You can probably have better conversations than trying to yell cheeky shit over a soundsystem...

The biggest issue I can see - after being careful to avoid jokers and scamsters - is the distance

- and the fact that it still has to work in real time

Met my girlfriend online, she lives in mexico, seems to be working out just fine despite the distance, gunna be booking my flights over there when I get paid next week

Tbh the long distance thing actually kinda suits me anyway

lovelydivot · Post by **lovelydivot** » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:58 pm

Ha! - I just had a racist moment...

Everytime I hear about online dating of South Americans - I always think scam...
Because that's been the story everytime!!

Go to Brazil or Guatamala with a little money and they will all be your girlfriend!!!

so wrong...I don't know - maybe...sometimes

Now I feel like a dick and questioning the validity of my previous post
Maybe it is just flatly - a dangerous proposition - all around...

seriously though - what's the difference between my friend who refused to date non-wealthy men
and a girl from south america...

commodification - feeling cold again...

incnic · Post by **incnic** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:32 am

sd5 wrote:brother's mate got a Russian bride down to Tassie.
After the marriage & residency was assured,
she got her mafia male relos out
and had them rip off & threaten the ex.

I can't be bothered ordering one so I'm considering going down to the dead letter office.

fuk dark
bloody ruskies

pandabear · Post by **pandabear** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 1:56 am

lovelydivot wrote:seriously though - what's the difference between my friend who refused to date non-wealthy men
and a girl from south america...

A closet full of shoes and putting the whole family to college?

I've been trying to reply to this for an hour (while watching Law & Order). This issue disgusts me, that's all. Maybe I'll reply longer when the show gets boring. lol. So many stereotypes.

Anyway, good luck in finding a bride willing to be your maid and you willing to be her servant.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:55 pm

Agent 47 wrote: also lovelydivot are u actually insane? like diagnosed

lol

hugh wrote:
Terpit wrote:Yeah no wizard sleeves
lmfao

Where the fuck did Hugh go?

OGLemon · Post by **OGLemon** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 6:58 pm

Shum wrote:

I'm sorted thanks.

My fat, balding (, filthy rich) Chinese m8 found his mail order Vietnamese bride through this agency in China. I feel bad calling her a mail order bride though cause she's actually really lovely, unlike my friend who is scum and should be deported.

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 7:05 pm

particle-jim wrote:lol fuck paying for a mail order bride, just talk to foreign girls on the internet for long enough and eventually it'll pay off... It worked for me anyway

Yeah but i'm looking for the sort of girl who will let me strangle her whilst she wanks me off, you usually have to pay for that sort of thing

edit - it's pretty cool seeing your posts about that girl, now you're engaged

nobody · Post by **nobody** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:41 pm

A few of my mates that I went to school with are getting married, I might need to order one of these things sooner than expected

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 2:47 pm

nobody wrote:
particle-jim wrote:lol fuck paying for a mail order bride, just talk to foreign girls on the internet for long enough and eventually it'll pay off... It worked for me anyway
Yeah but i'm looking for the sort of girl who will let me strangle her whilst she wanks me off, you usually have to pay for that sort of thing

edit - it's pretty cool seeing your posts about that girl, now you're engaged

They're married now!

3za · Post by **3za** » Thu Dec 11, 2014 3:00 pm

Next time this gets bumped, she will have a bump, or they will be divorced.

rockonin · Post by **rockonin** » Sun Dec 14, 2014 4:02 pm

nobody wrote: Yeah but i'm looking for the sort of girl who will let me strangle her whilst she wanks me off,

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