Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by Harkat » Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:56 am

white wine is only good for buying the 5 pound tesco variant and slamming it down

if youre calmly sitting around sipping white wine out of a glass its time to pack it up this whole raving/being cool business and discogs all your tunes, its coldplay and the odd james blake from here

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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by mks » Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:59 am

Fuck that.

U dun know...

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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by jrkhnds » Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:02 am

Harkat, your young age starts to show.
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by soronery » Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:13 am

soronery wrote:musashi
surprised noone got it off this clue
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by mIrReN » Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:01 am

Dutch wiki says nothing of Niten Ichi-ryū

+ I don't know most artists first names (you know how many bear names there are?)
nor their car
nor their hair

it says slightly cryptic...

and again, how do you caress something without care?
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by mIrReN » Sat Dec 13, 2014 11:01 am

double, forgot how to delete posts ^_^
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by nousd » Sun Dec 14, 2014 6:04 am

Rerail for adolt:

Ice cream used to be good mates with an Arsene rhyme.
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by nousd » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:10 am

one for the jihadists among us:

I'm in a Sydney coffee shop next to the Reserve Bank & across the road from a Murdoch-owned tv station's offices
I have locked the doors, put on a headband with an Arabic inscription & forced the 13 or so occupants to hold Islamic flags up to the windows
I am middle-aged, have a shottie & maybe explosives.
My actions have closed down central Sydney & are frightening the shit out of most people.
Who am I?
(the cops would love to know)
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by jrkhnds » Mon Dec 15, 2014 5:38 am

oviously a guy with a very good taste in chocolate.
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by nousd » Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:36 am

Answer: dead psycho

but me, sd5, I escaped
after a night checking out the chockies as free xmas prezzies & sculling flat whites,
chatting up the goodlooking co-hostages and humouring the fuckwit with jokes like:
what's the difference between shahada & shanananana?
(he laughed then threatened to cut my throat)
I've gathered a big rubbish bag of treats,
waited til he's nodded off
and scarpered.

Heard him rouse behind me as the store manager grabbed the end of his shottie & copped a gutfull
the killer cops were salivating outside so I'm glad I don't have a beard
they wisked me away to hospitable
and I'm sitting in ER considering a compensation case. Pain & suffering don't yu know.
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by nousd » Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:33 am

sufferance to say I is trormatized
and feel inclined to travel to sYRIA
to shoot someone & rape innocents
or go to a Croatian festivle & lie on the grass,
prevaricate on acid.
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by soronery » Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:38 am

nousd wrote:sufferance to say I is trormatized
and feel inclined to travel to sYRIA
to shoot someone & rape innocents
or go to a Croatian festivle & lie on the grass,
prevaricate on acid.
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Re: Who am I? (slightly cryptic)

Post by nousd » Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:40 am

hardly
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