Always feel like out of the social circle?

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by rickyarbino » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:58 am

Actually OP, I would rather compel you to meditate. Reflect upon the contributions you make to your friend's lives. How big are they? Really? Would you really want to be your own friend?

Consider it.
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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:09 pm

fuck one of them up, dont like stab them that's od son, but like punch one of them in the face like fucking 20 times until he falls asleep and then pick up ur fist to the others and just don't hit them up anymore

won't get ur friends back but it's much better than stabbing them and plus lol fuck those pussys lol

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by Harkat » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:13 pm

I recommend the tec9 handgun
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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:22 pm

ok but keep it non-lethal

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:24 pm

like throw it at them like a rock, make sure it has bullets in it so it's heavier

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by rockonin » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:31 pm

Why don't you urinate on all of them to show your the alpha male and they belong to you.
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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:33 pm

yea, but don't wear a diaper the day u do it

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by butter_man » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:21 pm

just stare everyone down with dead eyes and a 'fuck you, tnuc' attitude.
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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by Harkat » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:32 pm

tell them youre here to duppy soundboys
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Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:33 pm

tell them you eat box

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by Harkat » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:35 pm

TBH I can sympathize with op even tho it feels nice to take the piss out of him

its probably not quiet as bad as you think, if not youll make other friends
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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:37 pm

tell them about your strong uncle sal

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:38 pm

tell them you're not a virgin anymore

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:40 pm

Tell them how big your dick is

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by butter_man » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:41 pm

read nausea by Jean Paul Sartre and learn to not give a fuck. they'll like you more and even if they don't you won't care.
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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:42 pm

caress their shoulders

Call them pet names

Show them what a great dancer you are

Stretch in front of them

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:52 pm

Take a dump in a plate and cover it in sprinkles for thsm

Slide across the floor

Do push ups

Tell them about the men you've slept with

Whisper in their ears

Push them around

Laugh at all their jokes

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by wobbles » Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:54 pm

Drool on yourself

Bake a cake for them

Light fireworks

Get really high in front of them

Have a seizure

Make a long distance call to your girlfriend

Use a fleshlight

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by _Agu_ » Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:08 pm

2 possibilities:

#1 Your friends are assholes.

#2 You are an asshole.

I deleted my Facebook account about a year ago. I stopped answering to "friends" who give you a call only on friday and saturday because they need to get drunk, but they have no money. I stopped hanging out with shitheads. Guess what? I feel a lot better, even that most of the society would probably think I take drugs all day long or something when I tell them I have only few friends who I hang out with for the most of the time and that I have no problem with being alone for 2 weeks.

I don't know if this is possible for you, but try this: don't contact them for a week and see if any of them even contact you.

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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?

Post by ultraspatial » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:43 pm

pay models to hang out with you imo

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