Always feel like out of the social circle?

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:47 pm

ehbes wrote:get a fake ID and be the schools hook up for booze, you'll get invited to every party

Still the best suggestion tbh

mason666 · Post by **mason666** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:57 pm

not if he lives in a proper country

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:01 pm

shave your pubes

get a nose job

dye your hair

wear a new cologne

become all encompassing

eat more garlic

get into a fight with a real man

learn how to play tennis

better yourself through telekinesis

clean their rooms

play the guitar for them

write them a poem

eat the paper that the poem was written on in front of them

take a dump in front off them

record yourself masturbating and show it to them

throw a boomerang at them and steal their rupees

roll up to their cribs in a limo

start walking everywhere with a cane

tuck a firearm into the back of your pants

wear different color socks

stop shampooing your hair

write an inspirational novel on a struggling generation of youth in america

become skilled with a katana

play dark souls 2

play dark souls 1

play demon souls

play with your cack

become a nihilist

become a modernist

become an oversensitive desensitized optimist

fuck a woman

fuck a man

fuck an animal

become a truhed

become a hero

learn to play the ableton

learn to beatmatch two tracks with the same bpm

smoke a spliff

do just a little cocaine with your friend but make sure you only do it once

convince a girl that you are locked out of your house and sleep in her bed with her

piss your pants a little on a date

penetrate something

play pinball at the arcade

ignite a fire in the park when its still daytime

get a girls number and never call

go to church and confess things that you didnt do

buy a gift for someone

receive a gift from an enemy

pretend to be angry at someone

tell your dog a funny joke

take pictures of ugly things

write your thoughts down and then burn it in a fire

hallucinate

fuse with piccolo

become a super saiyan

defeat ganon with the iron boots on

get the ice arrows for no fucking reason

ejaculate to gay porn

chug a beer

throw up in a sink

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:11 pm

vote during an election

improve your sense of humor

read more books to become more intelligent

convey to everyone how much smarter you are than them

start wearing a monocle

wear pointy boots

learn to juggle

take up archery

record a porno with a girl on your laptop

hit a girl in the face with your erection before you fuck her stupid

fuck yourself stupid

kiss a frog just in case it's a prince

invite your grandma over for tea and serve her orange juice

call an old friend and tell him youve turned gay but that you have to run

invite an ex girlfriend over for dinner on the pretense that you have important news, and then tell her that you are pregnant, but that she isn't the father

pretend to come out of the closet

play darts at a bar

start wearing rocawear jeans

borrow money from people and don't pay them back

get into fist fights with middle aged white men with goatees

compliment old women for their beauty

join the marines

play russian roulette for money

play strip poker with a bunch of dudes

invite an stranger over for danger

masturbate on like some video chatting website

grow your hair out

stop shaving

wipe your ass until you bleed a little

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:21 pm

ive done all that wobbles and people still think Im a cheese.

what else should I do?

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:22 pm

butter_man wrote:ive done all that wobbles

hahaha millions of fat wimmin

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:28 pm

invent a new toy that sells millions

have a bunch of children

buy an suv

become a sucessful rapper

direct a high grossing movie

start out as a truhed and then sell out

piss off people

break a girls heart

have your heart broken so that you can write a song about it

break your moms china cabinet

tell your dogs that they are stupid

wear a sweater in the summer

wear a bikini in the winter

tell your boss that you are drunk

tell your boss that hes pretty hot

tell your boss that someone called him a homophobe. but you cant say who

call your boss napoleon

tell your parents that they failed

change your name legally

commit copyright infringement and serve time in jail

sell a dime bag to a middle schooler

do some ab ripper x

listen to ariel pink

punch your brakes when people tailgate you

assert your dominance to pedestrians while you drive

laugh at the less fortunate

pretend to be rich

get into debt

pay for a really expensive wedding for your daughter to assert capitalist dominance upon your middle class acquaintances

write a poem about how fucking stupid shit is

create a new disease and then immediately come up with a cure and win the nobel peace prize

become incredibly wealthy by taking advantage of the elderly

rob a small child with a bat

trip a jogger

stick a pipe into a cyclist bike as he rides by

hit someone with a pipe in the head and ask bystanders if they want any of it

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:42 pm

obtain an imaginary friend who you always get into arguments with

idolize a fictional character

write a memoir

create a list of all the things you hate about someone and give it to them

buy a rifle and cut down trees with it pachoo pachoooo

win a few rounds in counterstrike without using a mic

win a round in counterstrike while freestyling on a mic

drive to work everyday while freestyling in your car

get really shitfaced in your friends car to some hip hop beats and rap battle him for like an hour until your full on shitfaced and then dance with like legit a 10 and make out with her until her friends pull her drunk ass away from you, then dance with her friend but like then eventually they all leave

steal about 20 video games from a friend

get a girl pregnant and then refuse to pay for the allegedly 2 thousand dollar operation

throw a basketball at a fat kids face and break his glasses, and then get into a fist fight with him where you win and then he calls his mom to pick him up but like your wrist hurts a little

get really angry at your friend because your dad is an asshole and you feel trapped in your house

create little drawings in your basement and really enjoy it

watch nikelodeon with your sister like all day after school

get all of your pokemon to level 99 without any rare candies and then let your little brother delete your file. do this fucking twice.

call someone a thing that you are

pretend to be racist

pretend to be sexist

pretend to be a breakdancer

accidentally throw like half a cup of beer at bok bok during a rave and totally be like dude im sorry and you know he just kinda continues cuz like what's he gonna do really

ehbes · Post by **ehbes** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:51 pm

mason666 wrote:not if he lives in a proper country

no chance he's older than 18 and still asking how to make friends though

mason666 · Post by **mason666** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:54 pm

haha fair point

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:03 pm

get really drunk and take a stop sign home on foot on about a 4 mile distance and put it into a large cement pot that holds no plants cuz the college is fucking careless

get into a fist fight with a kid who pisses you off in a cab and then have his friends pull you off of him and then ur friends like apologize to his friends and discuss smoking a blunt sometime cuz they know eachother and then realize shortly after that ur shoulder really hurts

get really drunk and come back to ur dorm and then smoke a bunch of weed and then a couple of girls show up and then while one girl goes into ur room with ur roomate take the other one into the common room and have her blow u on a futon like 5 seconds after telling her to "shut the fuck up, come here." then try to put it in her butt without a condom and then realize it doesnt work and then make her feel like u dont want her in ur bed

call a girl a slut and then get slapped in the face in front of her roomates

have sex with a girl and then have her roomate walk in on you guys, and then like for whatever reason they are btoh really mad at eachother and u just wanna finish fucking wtf

fuck a girl in her backyard cuz she doesnt have a lock on her door

get really drunk and get shoved around by a bunch of hillbilly white trash piggie iggies

walk down the street you live on and have your life threatened by the locals cuz ur white and a college kid

use ur dancemoves and literally nothing else to make everyone feel happy for a few seconds

tell a dj to stop playing shit

ask a dj to start playing hip hop

tell the dj how shit the music is that he's playing

get kicked out of a bar for getting into a fist fight on a dancefloor and make sure you lose that pair of glasses ur wearing

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:19 pm

cut down a tree with a spyderco

call ur mom at 3 am and ask her for turn by turn directions on foot for 4 miles cuz ur phone doesn't have gps and ur high as balls

go to the wrong tower and fall asleep in front of the door or the room that you think is yours until your friend just happens to find you there cuz hes hanging out with some bitch who lives there and he walks u home. luv u fred

laugh at a kid for having a hole in the crotch of his pants until he cries unintentionally

get send to the principle for putting a kick me sign on someones back

fart in math class

ejaculate in math class during a pop quiz

play tony hawk in ur living room for like hours and days and weeks

get called a terrorist, an indian, a middle easterner, a turk, etc

tell everyone how much you despise the middle class

figuratively shit on the graves of those who deserve it

defend a dweeb from getting bullied

respect the 1v1 bro code

never get into a fight with a dude who can fuck you up so u are undefeated

make it seem like you arent very interested in your interests so that you don't come off as a prick

measure your penis with a ruler

do the wave

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:14 am

imo Don
the age-old solution is to move
street, suburb, village, town, city, country... whatever
& keep moving til somewhere presents you with compatible people

if you're lucky you'll find more that one place
each with it's own kind of denizens
to provide you with all the experiences/stimuli you're not currently having

Next!

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:29 am

editing this cos its new years.
kinda ride with it and see how it goes.

goose · Post by **goose** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:07 am

How long were you locked up for?

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:19 am

first time I was in young offenders for 4 and a half months. second time I went to big man jail for 3 weeks. rather do the YOI time than the shit in walton. wasnt expecting to get sent there like the first time.

The inspection found that parts of the jail were generally unclean, had cockroach infestations and broken windows. Inmates were able to shower and change their clothes just once a week at the prison.[3]

A further inspection report in February 2010, stated that drugs, bullying and violence were still prevalent at Liverpool Prison

shit was fucking grim when I was there. made a decision right there and then to mend my ways and not step too far off the path again.

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:19 am

3 weeks was remand, not nicking penny sweets sentence lol

goose · Post by **goose** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 5:58 am

Shit man, I would've packed myself. I'm far too pretty for prison.

butter_man · Post by **butter_man** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:18 am

it's kinda like the first day of school, but with murderers as your fellow pupils.

seen some sick shit. If ever theres a place to realise your not a 'badman' it's there.

wobbles · Post by **wobbles** » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:24 pm

Say "jump the gun" in a bank

Celebrate how the teacher isn't present and have the sub yell at you so you walk into the closet to hang up ur jacket and in this brief period feel very guilty and shifty as the room laughs

Eat ramen with ur Azn friends and play like Diablo and warcraft 3 and all that shit

Don't go to your girlfriends graduation because you genuinely don't give a shit

Get yelled at by ur girlfriends mom for not going to her graduation literally the moment you two meet. Also listen to how racist against black people she is so that you fight against putting on a really disgusted face

Use your girlfriend for sex for as long as you can when you realize just how shitty of a person she is

Try improving your life through isolation

Try to get into fights with random white people

Treat slutty women who think they are hot as if they are nothing special so they get pissed off

Secretly and indirectly make fun of your Guido friends by emulating the way they act when you get really drunk

Relate more to foreigners than americans

Join the track team and run for fun

Try to stand out

Try to stand up

Try to break through

Try to make sense

Try to connect

Try to spread love

Try to make everyone happy

Try to stop giving a fuck

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