It's my birthday tomorrow

[wobbles]

as the future looks grim, i just sip more gin
i cant be bothered to care, about the clothes i wear
about my own hair, i cut them shits myself
why pay some russian elf, what you can do yourself
my buzzer sits on my shelf, and i buzz away to my health
i buzz away with my beer, i buzz away in the clear
i buzz away to stay loud, i buzz away to pass out
i pass out to wake up, to start the day is wussup

[butter_man]

as the future looks grim, i just sip more gin
i cant be bothered to care, about the clothes i wear
about my own hair, i cut them shits myself
why pay some russian elf, what you can do yourself
my buzzer sits on my shelf, and i buzz away to my health
i buzz away with my beer, i buzz away in the clear
i buzz away to stay loud, i buzz away to pass out
i pass out to wake up, to start the day is wussup

innit,
beyond the barbarity
my smile is a modicum of normailty,
balanced between hilarity and anxiety
I walk like a G
knowing full well: life is insanity
as I have been that insane to match it,
seen the bottom of the barrel as low as I can hack it
and even though I may need a new mattress,
and say 'hey, thats a nice jacket'
I am confident enough with myself
incase it ever goes bat shit.

[wobbles]

if a bat shits in the woods does it make a sound when it hits the ground?
does the round bat shit mound pound louder than an angry hound?
does a father love a son unconditionally if he hasn't earned his worth?
does a woman love a man besides the size of his girth?
for what its worth, some call me the man with the third leg
i let them beg for this leg when i sock it to them on the reg
don't mean i havent had my heart broke by a dope hun
ready to fuck over the last one for the next one
the next one, won't know what hits em
until she hits em with the sad news of how she shits em

[butter_man]

if a bat shits in the woods does it make a sound when it hits the ground?
does the round bat shit mound pound louder than an angry hound?
does a father love a son unconditionally if he hasn't earned his worth?
does a woman love a man besides the size of his girth?
for what its worth, some call me the man with the third leg
i let them beg for this leg when i sock it to them on the reg
don't mean i havent had my heart broke by a dope hun
ready to fuck over the last one for the next one
the next one, won't know what hits em
until she hits em with the sad news of how she shits em

long ago I gave up trying a figure out what makes another tick.
if its not me you want dont give me that schtick.
heres some books to read, come back when you finished that list.
I dont care if your fit and make my dick thick
Ive fucked my fair share and thought 'there must be more than this'
so I now I try and find what it is within me thats happy, right
and if she knows herself well enough to know its me
then I guess thatd be some way to being satisfied

[wobbles]

i looked into a mirror and said hey
if i want to hump the glass am i gay?
or am i in love, with a 10 out of 10
crazy in love enough to put a man in the pen
a fountain pen on a mountain we can
who's to say what is straight
whos to say what is gay
whos to say what is good
fuck any suit who thinks he should

[butter_man]

i looked into a mirror and said hey
if i want to hump the glass am i gay?
or am i in love, with a 10 out of 10
crazy in love enough to put a man in the pen
a fountain pen on a mountain we can
who's to say what is straight
whos to say what is gay
whos to say what is good
fuck any suit who thinks he should

never fucked a bloke dunno if i coulda if i woulda
wood my wood be fuller to fuck a brother of another
undercover would I get a full chubber and don a rubber
stuck on my nubber word to mother dunno if I coulda
if he blubber or has blubber or big lips like flubber
lump it in his bum and go full force like dubya
dubya two, or georgey dubya,
or would i be rumblinbg for the cupboards to get the sponges to scruba
aint no scrub,ya, or no thugyeh but I dunno if Id fuckum
is it prudence or preference that i dont know if id fuck ya
dunno brother, poss if I was drunker

[wobbles]

if I could fuck a dude with just a bottle
id be popping more than crystal corks with my throttle
i was once dry humped from behind a sort of grind on a dance floor
2 seconds down and I turned around to physically ask him whats for
but whats for, for a gay man to do but grind others,
a straight man in the same shoes humps other potential mothers
looking for those 4 leaf clovers, picking them one at a time
until you find the one with an extra pedal and on her body you climb
when i was just a boy i never found joy in a woman's ass
until i was old enough to explode out of my dick in math class
now in my age i know that all asses are about the same
no point in running after a photoshopped ass of televisual fame
the televisual dames, i cant complain, because my tv is nonexistent and i aint been the same
don't know about your shows, dont know about your stars,
i only know about what you tell me while your struck from afar
this teleportational envy of a world that just cant be
is it real or are we all fake living in a dream fully empty

[sigbowls]

real tight raps yo

[butter_man]

if I could fuck a dude with just a bottle
id be popping more than crystal corks with my throttle
i was once dry humped from behind a sort of grind on a dance floor
2 seconds down and I turned around to physically ask him whats for
but whats for, for a gay man to do but grind others,
a straight man in the same shoes humps other potential mothers
looking for those 4 leaf clovers, picking them one at a time
until you find the one with an extra pedal and on her body you climb
when i was just a boy i never found joy in a woman's ass
until i was old enough to explode out of my dick in math class
now in my age i know that all asses are about the same
no point in running after a photoshopped ass of televisual fame
the televisual dames, i cant complain, because my tv is nonexistent and i aint been the same
don't know about your shows, dont know about your stars,
i only know about what you tell me while your struck from afar
this teleportational envy of a world that just cant be
is it real or are we all fake living in a dream fully empty

i dunno mate, I for one am obsessed with asses
I walk around town with waste height glances,
its a habit I need to reel in but theres something bout dat shape,
cant think to much It'll have my staying awake,
i'm sure its physiological, biolutionary needs
like my kid needs to shit right, good ass we'll breed.
also, symmetry, maybe the perfect circle,
that singularity that held all potential lines
before it split and gave birth, yo
now, a mans ass is square, strong
with a lower back, muscular for lifting
which anti-cylyndrical values would put me off 'fore my dicks in
as for tv, Im not to up on those ass-birds
be honest most shows are boring and Im driven mad by the adverts

[nousd]

+
so i'll stick to live shows, with strippers & perverts

once more round the Sun, Bitters
with Joy this time
Happy Burfday, Steve.

[wobbles]

the adverts, dont get me started man my head hurts
turn that tv off before i fill your couch with ass squirts
the ads flirt, with silly man who pays with laughs
boy that snickers sure is funny, lets go give them money
and whats this honey, my belly grows when i check myself between shows
lord knows why my shape is getting rounder than the sun that glows
the one that knows, the doctor hes bound to fix me
he charges premium for a visit so you know his time is worthy
and whats more g, this dude always seems to send me meds
good thing he is so concerned with my well being and keeps my health fed
but hey my head, all the pills i down with enough water to fill a leg
my third leg, after i pay a visit to wifey with my boy viagara
fucking for longer than the lifetime of the falls niagara
and my shit falls not, my cock stays up like its midterms week
i fuck so long that when i'm done i always have to take a leak
from my ding dong, and yes i sing song, while i pee for about an hour
and wash off the stench of my fat sweaty unhealthy medicated ass inside the shower

[butter_man]

I dont go to stripshows, aint no pervert, indeed
looking at asses is better than faces, when this place is so bleak

just a cheeky glance tho, bet you do it

[Phigure]

its still the 3rd here, liam

[butter_man]

the adverts, dont get me started man my head hurts
turn that tv off before i fill your couch with ass squirts
the ads flirt, with silly man who pays with laughs
boy that snickers sure is funny, lets go give them money
and whats this honey, my belly grows when i check myself between shows
lord knows why my shape is getting rounder than the sun that glows
the one that knows, the doctor hes bound to fix me
he charges premium for a visit so you know his time is worthy
and whats more g, this dude always seems to send me meds
good thing he is so concerned with my well being and keeps my health fed
but hey my head, all the pills i down with enough water to fill a leg
my third leg, after i pay a visit to wifey with my boy viagara
fucking for longer than the lifetime of the falls niagara
and my shit falls not, my cock stays up like its midterms week
i fuck so long that when i'm done i always have to take a leak
from my ding dong, and yes i sing song, while i pee for about an hour
and wash off the stench of my fat sweaty unhealthy medicated ass inside the shower

pharmcology, botched lobotomy,
mesh natrix, nets brain phrases,
subdued, who's clues,
even griefed from an ozzy dude
who's prude yoiu viewed from a world less askewed
chewed the fat, third twat,
third leg, third world, thirst, fed
need meds, no thanks
dubstep, big chance?
doubt that, procede
high school, cockey
left there, big cock
nice job, got lots,
small bumps, nice ride
friday night, our time,
lets joke, boysies,
target, eliminate, who's he?
dont talk, like this,
ruminate, dog piss
rub the feet, gone amiss
its all the same:
chatting shit.

goodnight Im out.

[cyclopian]

turn down 4 wot

[nobody]

ok i have decided not to read any of those long posts

[cyclopian]

ok i have decided not to read any of those long posts

This is the only thing you need to read:

Happy birthday

[nobody]

ヽ༼ ☭ل͜☭ ༽ﾉ

[Molzie]

Happy bday brah

[mason666]

Happy gayday