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Re: Successful theft

Post by rockonin » Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:52 am

I would of gotten away with it, if wasn't for that meddling Nausd.
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Re: Successful theft

Post by nousd » Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:56 am

the imaginary ones are the best tho
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Re: Successful theft

Post by Harkat » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:40 am

I used to steal chocolate bars and shit out the shop when I was little, nothing major
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Re: Successful theft

Post by butter_man » Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:53 am

food when I was hungry and homeless.
and that dvd. the alarm went off, i ran, turned a corner, tripped, fell.
got up to see the security coming at me.
I stood up, turned to to run then turned back
threw the DVD at him and told him to fuck off.
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Re: Successful theft

Post by _Agu_ » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:01 pm

Clothing/cigarettes/alcohol/sweets/snacks/headphones and other electronic crap, mostly because who has money to buy all that when you're a teen, unless you have parents who buy you anything you want. When I was 14, we did a break-in on local store in a middle of the night without any sort of planning and got caught. Next day I got caught for stealing something really useless like bag of sweets or some shit. That's when I decided that if I'm ever gonna steal anything again, it needs to be worth it.

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Re: Successful theft

Post by DJoe » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:04 pm

how do you steal cigarettes. or are they not behind the counter in the US.
fuck stealing. your mums didnt raise you right
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Re: Successful theft

Post by nobody » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:07 pm

yeah ive never actually stolen anything, maybe if you are an anal weirdo, i've stolen peoples beers and shit or if someone leaves a bit of hash on the table ill wrap it and smoke it but that's not really stealing is it?
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Re: Successful theft

Post by butter_man » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:10 pm

ummmm yeah. thats probably worse cos your stealing off an individual and not some faceless corp like tesco.
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Re: Successful theft

Post by RKM » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:13 pm

one time at sainsbury's i put through a taste the difference pepper as a normal bell pepper in the self checkout

still 2 prang to go back
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Re: Successful theft

Post by nobody » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:14 pm

butter_man wrote:ummmm yeah. thats probably worse cos your stealing off an individual and not some faceless corp like tesco.
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Re: Successful theft

Post by _Agu_ » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:18 pm

DJoe wrote:how do you steal cigarettes. or are they not behind the counter in the US.
fuck stealing. your mums didnt raise you right
They are behind the counter these days over here in Finland, since some law about it came out a year ago or something. Not too long ago, some stores had them right in front of your face so you just grab it yourself. Also in some bigger stores which have multiple checkouts (or whatever they are in english), you could just to walk to any of them and grab what you needed, if there weren't salesclerks nearby.

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Re: Successful theft

Post by butter_man » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:21 pm

nobody wrote:
butter_man wrote:ummmm yeah. thats probably worse cos your stealing off an individual and not some faceless corp like tesco.
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Re: Successful theft

Post by Samuel_L_Damnson » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:21 pm

Used to go the shop before school and nick energy drank and chocolate lol.
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Re: Successful theft

Post by nobody » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:27 pm

thread is full of badmen tbh
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Re: Successful theft

Post by CreamLord » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:30 pm

Stole 6p from my aunt when I was like 8
Accidentally stole a roll of polos from sainsburys recently
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Re: Successful theft

Post by Phigure » Sat Jan 10, 2015 12:46 pm

wobbles wrote:1 time I went w friends to circuit city or w.e and we stole Diablo 2 Cd keys.
We also stole an mp3 player, not an ipod, just like a drag and drop sorta thing, better IMO. Diablo 2 I never liked. Just kinda like shit if u wanna play by urself, and then if u play with others ur scratching ur head as to why these nerds have powerful gear and ur running around with a fucking silver sword and like leather armor or whatever.

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Re: Successful theft

Post by mIrReN » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:09 pm

don't say you dislike diablo 2, just say you were a noob at it.
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Re: Successful theft

Post by topmo3 » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:34 pm

cyclopian wrote:We caught a couple people stealing from our house during a house party. What happened next was kind of barbaric tbh.
lol did u kill um
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Re: Successful theft

Post by topmo3 » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:37 pm

i've stolen almost nothing ever I have this strong feeling that it's wrong. I stole a superfood bar from the supermarket I work at sometimes. I found it lying around on the floor where it didn't belong I just picked it up and just "forgot" it in my pocket. that's the most recent I guess. I also stole some candy when I was like 18 and started to listening to rap again I thought it was cool

the worst thing I've stolen though is beer etc from people. it's much less wrong imo if you steal from a huge shop but if you steal from another person it's worse
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Re: Successful theft

Post by wobbles » Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:40 pm

topmo3 wrote:
cyclopian wrote:We caught a couple people stealing from our house during a house party. What happened next was kind of barbaric tbh.
lol did u kill um

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