Poser Dj's of the world

[SignalRecon]

Every city in the world has their share of poser DJ's, the ones that post up with a 20k FB page yet no one knows them around you and you can't find a flyer with their name on it in the last 5 years. You know, the ones that show up to product demo's to look like they are repping huge companies.

Theres too many to count but, for now I'd like you to meet Dj Sara Simms, this chick, tries to be a model/super-hero Dj. Let me explain, her marketing schtick is that she has a super hero drawn up in the image of her "DJ Character" and she publishes a comic book about her fem superhero DJ character's stories and then cosplays herself at product demos, conventions, store openings and "gigs" across the metropolitan area of Toronto.









Complete with paid Asian back-up dancers for her "gigs"

[SignalRecon]

Why she needs Gene's no idea.

[SignalRecon]

This is what gets you a genelec sponsorship

Soundcloud

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[SignalRecon]

Sara Simms captivates the world as an innovative DJ, turntablist and electronic music producer. She's a multi-instrumentalist who is known for her love of music technology.

Sara's unique blend of electronica has enchanted audiences around the world; she has recently toured through North America, Japan, and Europe. In “The Future Prophecy”, her graphic novel and concept album series she stars as the superheroine DJ who wields the power of the future of music.

Sara's career highlights include: opening for the Friendly Fires in Cannes, France, appearing on DJ QBert's 'Skratch University', a US tour with Melleefresh (Play Records), judging the Canadian DMC Championships, and playing at AIR (Tokyo). She has performed alongside DMC World Champion DJ QBert, DJ Rafik, DJ Shortee, Japan Redbull Thre3Style Champion DJ Iku, Keisha Chante, Lights and Shad.

Sara's light is shining, and her presence ensures the future of music will be bright.

[soronery]

not the worst

but even still

pretty shit

jumpy camera doesnt help

and those fucking nails

like shes been finger banging a cancer victim

[soronery]

lol @ her electronic press kit



really like to bring people together

brb carrying a turntable through downtown

like you do

[SignalRecon]

i think this was from before the big "edm" craze, which is the reason for her rebranding into whatever bait trend music she's into now. i'm slinging some mud around on fb over this at the same time and my boy jsut told she used to work as a receptionist at Lacquer Channel mastering before getting into the dj stardom thing. Apparently she's super nice irl.. I dunno still, just not my vibe tbf.

[soronery]

thats a shame she changed style so drastically

i can understand and forgive those who move from dubstep to something else bass orientated like techno or 120+10

but to go from hip hop to edm

straight tripping

dog

[SignalRecon]

Ye frontin' imo

[soronery]

its the lack of conviction that really bothers me with bandwagon jumping to such an extreme

like if you really believed in what you were into from how she spoke about growing up with the graf and bboy scenes

then why switch

unless the alure of free gear and outfits that wouldnt go amiss in a gay pride parade have greatly pull then i can comprehend

[SignalRecon]

its the lack of conviction that really bothers me with bandwagon jumping to such an extreme

like if you really believed in what you were into from how she spoke about growing up with the graf and bboy scenes

then why switch

unless the alure of free gear and outfits that wouldnt go amiss in a gay pride parade have greatly pull then i can comprehend

She prob just changed because at that time the HH dj thing was well saturated and it was (still is) extremely hard to be the best or even relevant/respected. Jump to a power vacuum scene for free points and speakers imo. She doesnt even have a fucking record out and shes getting pushed by genelec. Not gona lie, that hits me right in the feels.

[soronery]

dont let it

youve got superior product

your record label thread speaks that truth

and youve got your dignity

double win from where im sat

[CreamLord]

not the worst

but even still

pretty shit

jumpy camera doesnt help

and those fucking nails

like shes been finger banging a cancer victim

Lol what's with the wii remote

[nousd]

just jealous guys
you'd love to make tens of thousands
playing whatever cheese & biscuits the coke set likes
get a boob job, some colourful clothes & a party-is-everything attitude
and this could be you.

meanwhile, according to local rag, Oz djs are dominating Las Vegas clubs
now, ain't that some achievement?
living on the proceeds of gambling by playing-out crap.

[soronery]

just jealous guys
you'd love to make tens of thousands

silly rabbit

[SignalRecon]

just jealous guys
you'd love to make tens of thousands
playing whatever cheese & biscuits the coke set likes

She doesn't make shit. Nothing even close to what I make as a desk jockey.

[nousd]

yeah right

but what's money?
at least you have your principles
and no inevitably-ageing avatar.

btw do all female superheroes pad their genital areas to assert their clitoral power?

[jaydot]

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[jaydot]

[Alert1]

brb carrying a turntable through downtown

like you do

and those fucking nails

like shes been finger banging a cancer victim

everything is a gimmick nowadays