Useless facts you actually know....

[future producer]

Without having to Google for them.

Brian Eno got paid around $30-35k for bringing us that annoying Windows 95 jingle.

[badger]

contrary to often used quiz question "what is the only sound that doesnt echo - a duck's quack" it actually does, just not very loudly

[frebentos]

The only two tube station's it is quicker to walk between than get the tube are Embankment to Charing Cross.

Not a very interesting fact but one I didnt have to google.

[thomas]

Bishops Finger, one of the best ales around, is only brewed on a friday afternoon by the head brewer........apparantly.

[BaronVon]

Polar Bear flesh is poisonous to humans.

[the lone raver]

Without having to Google for them.

Brian Eno got paid around $30-35k for bringing us that annoying Windows 95 jingle.

thats eno! wish you hadn't told me that

[frebentos]

Polar Bear flesh is poisonous to humans.

not necessarily useless.

[shonky]

Polar Bear flesh is poisonous to humans.

not necessarily useless.

Actually highly useful if you're running an endangered species meat smuggling ring. Got some nice panda steaks if anyone's interested - limited stocks so hurry

[frebentos]

Polar Bear flesh is poisonous to humans.

not necessarily useless.

Actually highly useful if you're running an endangered species meat smuggling ring.

I'll swap you some of your panda steaks for the adrenal gland of a rare African fruit monkey. Lovely with chips.

[noodle]

the sun wobbles on the horizon when setting like a right steppa

[shonky]

Polar Bear flesh is poisonous to humans.

not necessarily useless.

Actually highly useful if you're running an endangered species meat smuggling ring.

I'll swap you some of your panda steaks for the adrenal gland of a rare African fruit monkey. Lovely with chips.

How rare is the monkey? Did I mention that the panda steaks have been seasoned with bamboo smoke?

Could be a deal being brokered.

[frebentos]

Polar Bear flesh is poisonous to humans.

not necessarily useless.

Actually highly useful if you're running an endangered species meat smuggling ring.

I'll swap you some of your panda steaks for the adrenal gland of a rare African fruit monkey. Lovely with chips.

How rare is the monkey? Did I mention that the panda steaks have been seasoned with bamboo smoke?

Could be a deal being brokered.

very rare...pm for pics of the slaughter to ensure authenticity.

[dopplegangbanger]

the reason prison wardens are called screws is because in victorian times, a prisoner would sit in his cell all day turning a whell on a sort of mechanical machine. it had numbers on it and had to be turned a certain amount of times per day. it averaged at about 3-4 turns per min. during the day, a prison warden would come in a tighten or "screw" the wheel to make it harder to turn.

[tronman]

im a big man... but im not 30.

[BaronVon]

Polar Bear flesh is poisonous to humans.

not necessarily useless.

Actually highly useful if you're running an endangered species meat smuggling ring. Got some nice panda steaks if anyone's interested - limited stocks so hurry

Ive still got some Dodo in deep freeze if your interested (tastes like chicken)

[BaronVon]

A Banana or Banana plant is actually a herb not a fruit.

[dopplegangbanger]

a piece of shit has a thousand eyes.

[cody]

shrewsbury has 365 pubs, one for everyday of the year

and...

52 churches, one for every sunday of the year


FACT

[ashley]

Actress Jamie Lee Curtis invented a special diaper for babies that has a pocket so they can put their shank in it and knife up other babies at the park.

This is why babies always lose a shoe - "Bruv, gimme ur kreps and your dummy!" but they dont have enough time to take the other one off..