funny/serious thoughts

[Sexual_Chocolate]

if there a sidewalk then you can walk any way

you cant walk verticaly

only if you have a jet pack

thats flying, not walking

[sigbowls]

you could walk on peoples heads

[Sexual_Chocolate]

you would still be walking horizontally

the air needs to be thicker, then we could walk on air, and start to walk vertically

[BonerJams04]

drugs

[sigbowls]

superpower to not go by the laws of gravity

[wobbles]

baby rape

[Ba-zinga]

you can walk vertically

IN SPACE.

hmmm i just realized, how do people pee in space? do they have some type of suction device? they have to, right? pee would just be flying everywhere in zero g and shit

[nousd]

talking of sidewalks (footpaths)
I was at a local beach where a busload of chinese tourists had disembarked to enjoy the beautiful autumn day
(sunny, light offshore, air 22, water 20)
and, because of this thread, I started checking them out,
noticing that they were dressed more fashionably than the locals (i.e. expensively)
and more idiosyncratically than last time I actually bothered to notice,
which led me to observing them more closely individually...

now I've never subscribed to "they all look alike" cos that's just lack of attention
but I confess to occasionally being overwhelmed by numbers & therefore inattentive to difference in parts of Asia*
and, at times, in downtown Sydney, irritated by tourist/recent arrivals lack of acknowledgement of others
e.g. moving in front of me when I'm looking at a display without excusing themselves,
or looking through me when I smile & greet them, say on narrow stairs
even though I understand that to be a cultural mechanism for dealing with millions of other people
just as I've said above that I can do myself in their countries*

and what i saw was a huge range of personalities...
from the frivolous lady posing as a fashion model her scarf stretched in the breeze, laughing
to the dour man, uncomfortable & scoping everything around him as if in danger
and it made me think: pity about the language barrier, i.e. me not knowing shanghaiese or cantonese or whatever
cos amongst these people there would be lots of amazing (& boring) stories
of lives being spent working towards honourable goals as well as sleazy ones
just like ours, just like mine

& yet just because they are a multiferous people
they can be so easily written off as Asians

Just then I heard one man deeply hacking to clear his throat
and expected him to do what is ubiquitous in China,
(including in trains & buses, floors & walls...)
to ostentatiously spit a great gob of yellow phlegm on the path.
Ha!
To my delight at having a presumption defied
(a stereotype fall),
he walked to a bin and spat in it.

Now, of course, he & his fellow travellers, may have been coached in how to not disgust the locals
(just as the Vietnamese refugees eventually learnt that picking your nose behind your hand wasn't considered polite here)
but it either shows progress in Chinese hygiene or some cultural sensitivity...both good.

The point being: I should consider an asian person as a person first, however annoyed or confronted I am.

[Ba-zinga]

my face when i just realized 'vertical' doesn't make sense in space

[kidshuffle]

^

[Sexual_Chocolate]

doesnt one 'swim' in space?

[nousd]

but of course I'm just doing a bit of pedagogic moralizing

fuck, half the guys that have repped proppa ds in Sydney since 04 have asian dna
how could I be prejudiced against the race?

nah, I have more probs confronting my cultural bigotry

particularly when my cultural roots are dismissed as bogan by recent blow-ins
who find it inconvenient to deal with locals' outspokeness
when trying to make their fortunes by pushing the sit-on-your-arse-all-day coffee culture
to the cocaine-snorting, yuppie scum taking over my old hometown.

(spew )

[sigbowls]

i wonder if they have a dubstep forum and a secret ninja hideout

[BonerJams04]

tyrannosaurus rape

[sigbowls]

I'm watching The Best of Tim and Eric Nite Live

[syrup]

Poop

[wobbles]

Wow just to to teat and o seear to god u get at least some kind of bb taep

[nousd]

wobbley yu is funny
hope yu carn marntan it after druigidnesss

[sigbowls]

EDIT- WTF, never knew SNSD's english was so good

you guys are fuckin weirdos

Weeboos is the term now

I had a nightmare I got bit by a snake again. Then I was cuddling with a girl, not Asian girl this time

[dickman69]

cool bump

wobbley yu is funny
hope yu carn marntan it after druigidnesss

^ turns out he couldnt lol