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dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:09 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/gla ... 095134.stm

hahahahahahaha the last headline i thought i'd ever see

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:13 pm

hahahahahah jesus christ..putting him on the sex offenders register is a bit much though, the guy was in a room...and drunk....and only simulating sex with a bike, having him on the list, I'm sure, will certainly help the mothers of young bikes sleep better at night.

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:17 pm

Yeah, exactly.

I'm struggling to see how this is a matter for the law...

They unlocked a locked door - invaded his privacy. There was no victim.

It wasn't like he was standing outside schools pretending to have sex with his bike. He was in a locked room. Alone.

frebentos · Post by **frebentos** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:21 pm

your forgetting though...

Bikes have rights too.

Although I dont know if we're getting the full story here, for all we know the bike could have been all dolled up and looking for bizzness, shiny new bell, polished spokes and a buffed frame...ohhh...I dont think I could have refused if that was the case ,then BAM! The bikes shouting about rape and claiming compensation to provide for her three little trikes at home.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:30 pm

i bet the bike was beggin for it

contakt · Post by **contakt** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:33 pm

Rights for Velosexuals!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:36 pm

i'm organising a velo pride march - GET YA RAINBOW BELLS OUT

daggus · Post by **daggus** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:45 pm

been talkin bout this in office all day

i dont get how they can arrest the guy for this an put him on the sex offenders list.

Maybe it was kids bike an he's some kind of bike pedo

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:46 pm

I read this this morning, could not fucking believe it. The bike sex pales in comparison to the decision of that fucktard of a judge. 3 years of probation for trying to have sex with a bike! There are plenty of inanimate objects that are designed for people to fuck, just because this bloke chose an inanimate object that wasn't a dildo or a rubber vagina doesn't mean he's a criminal.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:47 pm

Wait until the sun gets wind of this, he'll be strung up by his dirty bicycle bonking goonitals

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:47 pm

daggus wrote: Maybe it was kids bike an he's some kind of bike pedo

hahahahahahahaha

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:49 pm

what stanton said in both posts above

X2

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:51 pm

I must say it is quite an attractive bike.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:51 pm

i prefer a good raleigh myself, great suspension for that smooth 'ride'

daggus · Post by **daggus** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:01 pm

its sounds like a brass eye story line

"this man unwittingly took quakhandle then tried to shag a bike"

badger · Post by **badger** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:07 pm

ok thats pretty weird and you dont want to be encouraging that kind of behaviour but that sentence is really harsh

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:08 pm

I would

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:09 pm

daggus wrote:its sounds like a brass eye story line

"this man unwittingly took quakhandle then tried to shag a bike"

That reminded me of Babylon Zoo, cheers tnuc.
This is truly fucking shocking:
http://www.babylonzoo.net/

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:15 pm

badger wrote:ok thats pretty weird and you dont want to be encouraging that kind of behaviour but that sentence is really harsh

I think it's the fact that it quite simply is not a crime to lock yourself in your bedroom and simulate sex with an inanimate object that is shocking. (Unless the inanimate object is a corpse of course.)

daggus · Post by **daggus** » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:15 pm

stanton wrote: That reminded me of Babylon Zoo, cheers tnuc.
This is truly fucking shocking:
http://www.babylonzoo.net/

sorry

oh dear "But premature excitement has paved the way to disappontement."

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