hilarious bbc news

Off Topic (Everything besides dubstep)
Forum rules
Please read and follow this sub-forum's specific rules listed HERE, as well as our sitewide rules listed HERE.

Link to the Secret Ninja Sessions community ustream channel - info in this thread
stanton
Posts: 2660
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm

Post by stanton » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:18 pm

daggus wrote: oh dear "But premature excitement has paved the way to disappontement."
"it leaves the burning question: is this the end for Babylon Zoo and Jas Mann as a recording artist?"

We can hope and fucking dream
Bass Master General

daggus
Posts: 1255
Joined: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:32 pm
Location: Glasgow

Post by daggus » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:21 pm

stanton wrote: "it leaves the burning question: is this the end for Babylon Zoo and Jas Mann as a recording artist?"

We can hope and fucking dream
think the burning question is was he ever a recording artist to begin with??

an yea it is really shocking that someone can be arrested for basically havin a wank in private....

...if thats the way things are goin how many ppl are gonna end in jail :roll:

stanton
Posts: 2660
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm

Post by stanton » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:29 pm

I really do not know what is going on in Scotland... look at this...

http://www.comeonboro.com/football_funnies/180031.php
Bass Master General

User avatar
chunkie
Posts: 486
Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:30 am
Location: Bedfordshire, UK

Post by chunkie » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:34 pm

Stanton, thats is outright disgusting

i would hate to be on the bus back from the game with him!

stanton
Posts: 2660
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm

Post by stanton » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:36 pm

Chunkie wrote:Stanton, thats is outright disgusting

i would hate to be on the bus back from the game with him!
Me too! It'd be going to Aberdeen.
Bass Master General

User avatar
chunkie
Posts: 486
Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:30 am
Location: Bedfordshire, UK

Post by chunkie » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:39 pm

stanton wrote:
Chunkie wrote:Stanton, thats is outright disgusting

i would hate to be on the bus back from the game with him!
Me too! It'd be going to Aberdeen.
:lol:

User avatar
dubluke
Posts: 12839
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:15 am
Location: anyplace that would provide good shelter during a zombie invasion

Post by dubluke » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:39 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:I would :twisted:
Image
Image
phwooooooooooooooar look at the handlebars on that!!
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

User avatar
chunkie
Posts: 486
Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:30 am
Location: Bedfordshire, UK

Post by chunkie » Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:48 pm

Image

wowzers........:o

if the rooms-a-rockin, dont come-a-knockin !!

thomas
Posts: 2917
Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 12:46 pm
Location: Liverpool

Post by thomas » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:00 pm

I catn believe they showed a picture of the bike, thats just un-bicyclist.

stanton
Posts: 2660
Joined: Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm

Post by stanton » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:03 pm

Image


I still want one of these though.
Bass Master General

whineo
Posts: 1736
Joined: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:32 pm
Location: ox

Post by whineo » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:43 pm

snudge v. To sniff a ladies bicycle seat after she leaves it chained to park
railings. Also known as quumfing. See also snufty.

snufty n. One who derives pleasure from sniffing, bicycle seats, drip trays
(qv), socks etc.

User avatar
frebentos
Posts: 3961
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:15 pm
Location: Glasgow/London

Post by frebentos » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:45 pm

stanton wrote:I really do not know what is going on in Scotland... look at this...

http://www.comeonboro.com/football_funnies/180031.php
hahahaha, what a fanny, prob the same guy with the bike.

User avatar
hera
Posts: 3449
Joined: Mon Mar 27, 2006 2:59 am
Location: Los Anjealous
Contact:

Post by hera » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:52 pm

that tramp.

Jubz
Posts: 4893
Joined: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:29 pm

Post by Jubz » Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:53 pm

Ive come to one important conclusion having read this thread...

this forum is full of closet bike sex fetishists. Cmon boys/girls dont afraid of who you are.

User avatar
bob crunkhouse
Posts: 2165
Joined: Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:24 pm
Location: Bwighton, Dirty South

Post by bob crunkhouse » Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:05 pm

having sex with full size/mountain bikes is boring, BMX's are where its at.....its like cycle sexual peadophilia.
Square Roots

Plastician, Tempa T, Joy Orbison @ Audio, Brighton - September 4th

The Field (Live) + Support @ Audio, Brighton - November 11th

DMZ in Brighton - Mala/Loefah/Pokes @ Audio, Brighton - November 13th

BaronVon
Posts: 4382
Joined: Fri Oct 27, 2006 2:05 pm
Location: Yanbu

Post by BaronVon » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:13 pm

Bob Crunkhouse wrote:having sex with full size/mountain bikes is boring, BMX's are where its at.....its like cycle sexual peadophilia.
This one could get me in alot of trouble. I swear she said she was sixteen.
Image
tr0tsky wrote: InI man nuh go to nah rasclot independent ethnic butchers seen.
Selassie-I man shop in Morrisons.

User avatar
dubluke
Posts: 12839
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:15 am
Location: anyplace that would provide good shelter during a zombie invasion

Post by dubluke » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:29 pm

watch out baron!! police trawl the net looking for these bike rings, i'd lay low
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

User avatar
electric eliminator
Posts: 1199
Joined: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:34 pm
Location: bonnie scotland

Post by electric eliminator » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:35 pm

My dads name is Robert Stewart.

I got very worried when i first read this!

User avatar
dubluke
Posts: 12839
Joined: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:15 am
Location: anyplace that would provide good shelter during a zombie invasion

Post by dubluke » Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:39 pm

hahahahaha you're in scotland as well!! can imagine that being a worrying moment for you :lol:
gwa wrote:apparently i fell into the fridge and shouted really loudly 'RIGHT, IM OFF TO GO FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ME LASS NOW MUM, SHUT YER DOOR'
"ketchup sounds for ketchup people"

User avatar
omnibot
Posts: 7
Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:40 am
Location: Deco Ghetto

Post by omnibot » Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:36 pm

Baron_von_Carlton wrote:I must say it is quite an attractive bike.
Image
damn, did you see the gears on that thing?! :P

Locked

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests