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classagraphics · Post by **classagraphics** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:48 pm

djake wrote:
i wish i had all my gcse's at C or above

granted, but you still lack experience

i wish i'd started making pancakes for myself like 5 years ago

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:49 pm

djake wrote:
Dubloke wrote:granted but it tastes like the last one i had which was shite
I wish i had all the vinyls i ever wanted
granted but you live in a really hot country and they all warp n fuk up from the heat

i wish i had all my gcse's at C or above

granted but you get kicked out of each exam and get a U

I wish I knew what my next line of this lyric was goin' to be.

tems · Post by **tems** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:27 am

I wish I knew what my next line of this lyric was goin' to be.

Granted, the line is 'I'm only 13 and still play with my action man'

I wish my MPD24 would hurry up and arrive

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:53 am

TEMS wrote:
I wish I knew what my next line of this lyric was goin' to be.
Granted, the line is 'I'm only 13 and still play with my action man'

I wish my MPD24 would hurry up and arrive

Granted but your house falls down thus you have no power sockets

I wish I wasnt cack handed

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:08 pm

granted, you get them amputated to solve the problem

i wish i was little bit taller, i wish i was a baller, i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her, i wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 impala

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:35 pm

I wish badger hadn't nicked my wish

I wish I had some work to do!

badger · Post by **badger** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:01 pm

granted but then you'd have to work where i do

i wish i had a better job

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:34 pm

granted but the job is cleaning rick wallers insides by fisting him violently

i wish i had some TONK carnival soundsystem in my room

victor liechtenstein · Post by **victor liechtenstein** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:05 pm

Granted but you accidentally play something so offensive the leaders of government and theology get together and declare an ecumenical fatwa on you and ban carnivals forever.

I wish the Buckaroo mule would kick harder.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:30 pm

granted but instead of saying "buck buck buckaroo" it'll say "fuck fuck fuck off you"

i wish mr jameson was at my yard right now

stanton · Post by **stanton** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:55 pm

Granted, but he forces you to pick a microphone and talk shit down it till half past two in the bloody morning.

I wish Mr Jameson hadn't taken advantage of me last night.

badger · Post by **badger** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:29 pm

granted, Corpsey beat him to it and he didnt want sloppy seconds

i wish i had duck feet

dubloke · Post by **dubloke** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:17 pm

granted but the rest of you is a duck

i wish for whatever food i want whenever i want it

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:28 pm

granted but the only food you ever want is the toenails of ruby wax

i wish for stanton and incyde to have more drunken radio shows for comedy value

ashley · Post by **ashley** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:40 pm

dubluke wrote:granted but the only food you ever want is the toenails of ruby wax

i wish for stanton and incyde to have more drunken radio shows for comedy value

granted but they aint got no microphone

i wish i was good at table football

joseph-j · Post by **joseph-j** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:09 pm

Ashley wrote: i wish i was good at table football

granted, but you lost your arms in an industrial wanking accident.*

i wish it could be christmas every day.

*only after posting this did i realise it made fuck all sense

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:40 pm

granted but you're forced to visit the 'jesus experience' museum every week, which involves a live crucificion of you

i wish for FWD tomorrow to be smoking allowed!!

tempest · Post by **tempest** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:51 pm

granted, but a smoker brocks out infront of you, jamming his lit cigarette into your eye ball.

I wish coca-cola still contained high amounts of cocaine

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:19 pm

granted but as you really enjoy drinking cola you eventually get a cocaine induced heart attack and become really intense

i wish for a 2 foot zoot

nesslei · Post by **nesslei** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 3:16 am

granted but it's too wet and won't blaze

i wish someone would sing me a lullabye

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